What the hell is this?
It seems to be some dream, but this doesn't look like the stuff I usually kick. Why the hell am I dreaming this, anyway? What's that music? Eh, Zell or Selphie must be playing some tunes again. If they do the warm water trick, I'll blade them, I swear it...
WILL I WAKE UP
Dammit, I hope I'm not in a PSX "Nightmare on Elm Street" game again; I'm too cute to die, dammit!
IS IT A DREAM I MADE UP
How is this a dream? Most of my dreams involve me dressed up in these sun-god robes while beautiful naked women throw olives into my mouth
NO I GUESS IT'S REALITY
Is this real? Am I real? Are we all being controlled by some person with some controller-like thingy?
WHAT WILL CHANGE US
Hmmm. Fights? In a dream? I sure hope we get experience for these...
OR WILL WE MESS UP
Just great. I lead my first mission, I end up passed out on the train.
OUR ONLY CHANCE TO CONNECT
WITH A DREAM
Ooh, I'm in the dream world, I think I'll go hog wild. I'm stealing me that vehicle, baby!
SAY A PRAYER FOR ME
First, find out where I am. Second, find out where to go. Third, PARTAY!
I'M BURIED BY THE SOUND
DAMN, motherfucker! This system is FAN-TASTIC!
IN A WORLD OF HUMAN
WRECKAGE
I can't see this place on the map? Where am I? Hell? Purgatory? Connecticut? (Oh, wait, that is hell.) Where?
I'M LOST AND I'M FOUND
Damn lost, all right. Which way out of here?
AND I CAN'T TOUCH THE
GROUND
Maybe this road saying "PATH OUT OF JUNGLE AND TOWARDS DELING CITY" will show me...
I'M PLOWED INTO THE SOUND
Ah, here we go. LET'S RIDE!
Ah, here we are. Hmmm, what is there to do in the subconscious manifestation of Deling City? Eh, I'll just go with the usual, GET DRUNK AND MAYBE BEAT ME UP SOME MIDGETS!
TO SEE WIDE OPEN
Hmmm, seems like the big party's at the hotel.
WITH A HEAD THAT'S BROKEN
Who's playing? I think I've heard that song before, I just can't be sure. Wait, is that chick coming on to me...? I'd better go check...
HANG A LIFE ON A TRAGEDY
Nope, definitely not hitting on me...WHAT? AAARGH! Damn, I'm smooth.
PLOW ME UNDER THE GROUND
What? Your room? Eh, sure. That's the way you play it...
THAT COVERS THE MESSAGE
Okay, okay, cry me a river, bitch! I need to get away from here...
THAT IS THE SEED
Yeah, I've got to go. Nothing against you, you're just old enough to be my MOTHER, for Pete's sake. That reminds me, do you have a daughter? From your looks, I could probably hit that bizz-otch a few times before tossing her to the curb...
"Next stop, Timber..Timber..."
"Squall? Wake up!"
"He's not responding. Go to plan B."
"Squall? Squall? Selphie's naked and has gotten a pizza by some plothole!"
"Nothing."
"I should have used something more desireable..."
"DAMMIT!"
"Okay. Lower the hand into Mr. warm water..."
"I'M UP, I'm up! Whoa, you guys..."
It seems to be some dream, but this doesn't look like the stuff I usually kick. Why the hell am I dreaming this, anyway? What's that music? Eh, Zell or Selphie must be playing some tunes again. If they do the warm water trick, I'll blade them, I swear it...
WILL I WAKE UP
Dammit, I hope I'm not in a PSX "Nightmare on Elm Street" game again; I'm too cute to die, dammit!
IS IT A DREAM I MADE UP
How is this a dream? Most of my dreams involve me dressed up in these sun-god robes while beautiful naked women throw olives into my mouth
NO I GUESS IT'S REALITY
Is this real? Am I real? Are we all being controlled by some person with some controller-like thingy?
WHAT WILL CHANGE US
Hmmm. Fights? In a dream? I sure hope we get experience for these...
OR WILL WE MESS UP
Just great. I lead my first mission, I end up passed out on the train.
OUR ONLY CHANCE TO CONNECT
WITH A DREAM
Ooh, I'm in the dream world, I think I'll go hog wild. I'm stealing me that vehicle, baby!
SAY A PRAYER FOR ME
First, find out where I am. Second, find out where to go. Third, PARTAY!
I'M BURIED BY THE SOUND
DAMN, motherfucker! This system is FAN-TASTIC!
IN A WORLD OF HUMAN
WRECKAGE
I can't see this place on the map? Where am I? Hell? Purgatory? Connecticut? (Oh, wait, that is hell.) Where?
I'M LOST AND I'M FOUND
Damn lost, all right. Which way out of here?
AND I CAN'T TOUCH THE
GROUND
Maybe this road saying "PATH OUT OF JUNGLE AND TOWARDS DELING CITY" will show me...
I'M PLOWED INTO THE SOUND
Ah, here we go. LET'S RIDE!
Ah, here we are. Hmmm, what is there to do in the subconscious manifestation of Deling City? Eh, I'll just go with the usual, GET DRUNK AND MAYBE BEAT ME UP SOME MIDGETS!
TO SEE WIDE OPEN
Hmmm, seems like the big party's at the hotel.
WITH A HEAD THAT'S BROKEN
Who's playing? I think I've heard that song before, I just can't be sure. Wait, is that chick coming on to me...? I'd better go check...
HANG A LIFE ON A TRAGEDY
Nope, definitely not hitting on me...WHAT? AAARGH! Damn, I'm smooth.
PLOW ME UNDER THE GROUND
What? Your room? Eh, sure. That's the way you play it...
THAT COVERS THE MESSAGE
Okay, okay, cry me a river, bitch! I need to get away from here...
THAT IS THE SEED
Yeah, I've got to go. Nothing against you, you're just old enough to be my MOTHER, for Pete's sake. That reminds me, do you have a daughter? From your looks, I could probably hit that bizz-otch a few times before tossing her to the curb...
"Next stop, Timber..Timber..."
"Squall? Wake up!"
"He's not responding. Go to plan B."
"Squall? Squall? Selphie's naked and has gotten a pizza by some plothole!"
"Nothing."
"I should have used something more desireable..."
"DAMMIT!"
"Okay. Lower the hand into Mr. warm water..."
"I'M UP, I'm up! Whoa, you guys..."