Disclaimer: (sighs) Unfortunately, I do not own LOTR or Harry Potter. But I
can imagine all the things I would do if I did..... O.o
Starlight: (checks e-mail) MEEEEEP! (rubs chin thoughtfully)..... I could use ideas like that..... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~later that day~
Aragorn: (walks into a huge, haunted mansion) Tis a strange place, my friend...
Legolas: Aye....
Gimli: Are ye sure this is the place, Aragorn? This looks nothing like a fair, elven palace!
Sheep's ghost: BWAHAHAHA! THIS IS NO ELVEN CITY, FOOLS! THIS IS THE PALACE OF.... *horror music* THE EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Aragorn: (stares at ghost) I have not heard of this place, it looks nothing like Middle Earth.....
Ghost: (stares at Aragorn like he's mental) This isn't Middle Earth, fool! The Mistress brought into.... *horror music* THE FUTURE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! BAAAAAA!
~nearby, in Hogsmeade~
Fred: (yawns) this is boring. Oy, George, feel like making trouble?
George: (grins evilly) Let's go!
Hermione: Where are you two going? This is your last year at Hogwarts, you two should be-
George: Oh, put a sock in it, woman!
Hermione: (face turns red, then purple) WHY YOU-
Fred/George: (run out of the pub)
Hermione: Hey! Come back here!
Ron: Er.... Hermione? (shakes head) will you be going after her, mate?
Harry: (stands up) Let's go......
All: (run to the front of an eerie, glowing circle O.o) Hermione: What are you going to do? (looks around)
Fred: What does it look like?
George: (jumps in)
Fred: What he said..... (jumps in)
Hermione: (shakes head, and jumps in after them)
Ron/Harry: O.O HERMIONE! FRED! GEORGE!!!! (jump in)
All: (in the middle of a large, dark room lit with a single torch the shape of a mad sheep, and a chandelier hanging from the ceiling)
Hermione: Where are we? I've never read about this before......
Ron: (muttering to Harry) imagine that....
Hermione: (turned around) what was that?
Ron: Oh, nothing... (grins at Harry)
Ghost: Oooooo, goody! More visitors!
Hermione: Who are you? I've never read about you either.
Ghost: O.o Oh, but you will..... (cackle evilly) Anyway.... welcome to the palace of the..... *horror music* EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM!!!!!
Hermione: The Evil Sheep of Doom? Is that supposed to be a monster? I've never heard of it. What is it?
Ghost: Oh, just a murder- *cough* person. No need to be afraid. Won't you stay for the tour?
Hermione: No, we should be going ba-
Fred: Cool! Hey, George, common! There's a tour here!
Hermione: No, we really should be going back!
Ron: Oh come on, I could really use a break from Umbridge... (looks back to direction they came from) Hey, where did the portal thingy go?
Ghost: portal thingy? Oh, nowhere, nowhere, it's still there, you can go back, don't worry..... but in the mean time, welcome to the palace of... THE EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starlight: (checks e-mail) MEEEEEP! (rubs chin thoughtfully)..... I could use ideas like that..... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~later that day~
Aragorn: (walks into a huge, haunted mansion) Tis a strange place, my friend...
Legolas: Aye....
Gimli: Are ye sure this is the place, Aragorn? This looks nothing like a fair, elven palace!
Sheep's ghost: BWAHAHAHA! THIS IS NO ELVEN CITY, FOOLS! THIS IS THE PALACE OF.... *horror music* THE EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Aragorn: (stares at ghost) I have not heard of this place, it looks nothing like Middle Earth.....
Ghost: (stares at Aragorn like he's mental) This isn't Middle Earth, fool! The Mistress brought into.... *horror music* THE FUTURE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! BAAAAAA!
~nearby, in Hogsmeade~
Fred: (yawns) this is boring. Oy, George, feel like making trouble?
George: (grins evilly) Let's go!
Hermione: Where are you two going? This is your last year at Hogwarts, you two should be-
George: Oh, put a sock in it, woman!
Hermione: (face turns red, then purple) WHY YOU-
Fred/George: (run out of the pub)
Hermione: Hey! Come back here!
Ron: Er.... Hermione? (shakes head) will you be going after her, mate?
Harry: (stands up) Let's go......
All: (run to the front of an eerie, glowing circle O.o) Hermione: What are you going to do? (looks around)
Fred: What does it look like?
George: (jumps in)
Fred: What he said..... (jumps in)
Hermione: (shakes head, and jumps in after them)
Ron/Harry: O.O HERMIONE! FRED! GEORGE!!!! (jump in)
All: (in the middle of a large, dark room lit with a single torch the shape of a mad sheep, and a chandelier hanging from the ceiling)
Hermione: Where are we? I've never read about this before......
Ron: (muttering to Harry) imagine that....
Hermione: (turned around) what was that?
Ron: Oh, nothing... (grins at Harry)
Ghost: Oooooo, goody! More visitors!
Hermione: Who are you? I've never read about you either.
Ghost: O.o Oh, but you will..... (cackle evilly) Anyway.... welcome to the palace of the..... *horror music* EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM!!!!!
Hermione: The Evil Sheep of Doom? Is that supposed to be a monster? I've never heard of it. What is it?
Ghost: Oh, just a murder- *cough* person. No need to be afraid. Won't you stay for the tour?
Hermione: No, we should be going ba-
Fred: Cool! Hey, George, common! There's a tour here!
Hermione: No, we really should be going back!
Ron: Oh come on, I could really use a break from Umbridge... (looks back to direction they came from) Hey, where did the portal thingy go?
Ghost: portal thingy? Oh, nowhere, nowhere, it's still there, you can go back, don't worry..... but in the mean time, welcome to the palace of... THE EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!