Isasmella Duck swagered into Forks high. It was her first day and as she entered, several desperate-for-date boys apeared in front of her, awkwardly flirting and picking their noses.
Isasmella glared at them, obviously repulsed, suddenly heavy rap music started playing and an obviously stoen car skidded to a halt. A random pasty ginger kid jumped out,
"Yo, my name is Edd,
I sparkle coz I'm dead
By blood I shall be fed
Until my eyes go red!"
A big van drove in and sped towards a lazy looking Isasmella who was randomly sitting in a deck chair in the middle of the car park. The van was drove by an insane looking author who was rubbing her hands together menacingly whilst cackling,
"Jacob shall be mine,"
Edward saw the Speading van approaching and realised he fancied Isasmella, he awkwardly jogged at a snails pace, towards Isasmella and apon reaching his destinatlion collapsed in exhaustion,
"I'm sorry Isasmella, I tried..." he murmered, before falling asleep on the floor.
"noooooooooooo!" screamed Isasmella at the random boy, "I love you..." she then proceeded to go into a coma and sit sadly in the carpark. A kninny boy ran in and shook Smella,
"pull yourself together," he yelled, "I am Jacob, I am your new stalker." the van which had been approaching suddenly stopped,
"wait... You're Jacob?" said the author, the boy nodded, the author looked like she had been slapped, "but your ugly!" she wailed. Then she stopped crying,
"bye," she drove off. They all lived happily ever after, the author stalked the hunger games characters instead.