Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Tenten.

Author's Note: Sorry if Tenten is a bit OTT.

Ok, don't rub it in; I know my name sounds like numbers, ok Naruto? I'm not a retard that I can't even comprehend something like that! Unlike you, betch.

So yeah, that's practically my life. People all make fun of my name and I have to DEAL with it. I am also known as the "genius of ranged combat" which means I am great with ranged weapons and throwing stuff. Not to boast about myself, of course.

I am part of Team Guy, alongside Neji-kun and that stupid Rock Lee. You know him? He might seem awesome onscreen but truth is, he's just a big fat retard. I know Sakura-chan can relate to me on just how annoying Lee is. He's head-over-heels about her and this is how he explains it: "It was just love at first sight! She is so youthful!" … Lee might be like pro in taijutsu but he is just can't even perform ninjutsu and genjutsu. Gosh, and look at his bushy brows! And his attitude and his "thing" with Guy sensei. They always behave inappropriate in the wrong times.

I am not even considered important in the ninja academy. Gosh, like they only pay attention to Lee, Neji-kun, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Gaara.

See that Sakura, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY MEDICAL NINJA HERE! Gee, she acts as if she knows just about everything about medical ninjutsu. I can do just about everything you can do, Sakura. And EVEN MORE! I'm sure everyone hates you, Sakura-chan, especially Sasuke-kun. The only people who admire you are Lee, Naruto and your mum. WE ALL WISH TO DESTROY YOU!

(Ok, I'm sorry for overacting just then with the overuse of italics and capital letters but everything is just unfair!)

Oh yeah, Neji-kun. You're AWESOME AS! More than Lee at least. His Byakugan is so cool! He's one with a million fan girls and he is considered as a genius in the academy. I wouldn't disagree because I have seen him fight before. There are rumours going around that Neji and I are going out. Not true! I admire his strength but we're just teammates, come on. Besides, we're too young for that kind of stuff anyway.

And look at Kiba Inuzuka. His dog, Akamaru, bit me and it hurt. And bled. A LOT. In fact I think the whole of Team 8 has issues (apart from Kurenai sensei.)

Kiba: egocentric, a jerk, has dog-breath (not that I hate dogs, it's that he is over obsessed with them) and can't even beat Naruto. How…sad! I just lost my respect from all the people who got owned by Naruto, except for Neji-kun.

Hinata: She is this shy little baby who passes out whenever she sees Naruto. She blushes at about everything and also stutters way too much.

Shino: …Need I to explain…

Shino is a bug freak that there is simply NO description for him.

Anyway, I've got a problem with practically everyone in the Ninja academy except for Neji-kun, Gaara-kun ('cause he is so misunderstood), Temari-san (she might have thrashed me in battle and is cocky, but she is ok compared to everyone else) and Kurenai sensei (she practically doesn't know me so there is no reason to hate her). I am going to continue on…

Sasuke-kun. Why does he have cockatoo hair? And why does he have so many fan girls mobbing him every single day? Why is he so emo? Why does he hate everyone and what's up with his trademark phrase "Hn"? There are so many questions about emo guy and these were just some of the questions I wanted to ask him.

And look at Chouji Akimichi. He is always seen eating his chips and generally being fat, to be blunt. He also kills (ok, maybe not "kills" but yeah, you know what I mean) everyone who calls him fat. Gross…

In fact his whole team has problems too, you see…

Chouji Akimichi: Fat.

Shikamaru Nara: Lazy, super genius, thinks all women are troublesome. I personally think he is troublesome. And what's up with his phrase "What a drag…" and why is he the only ninja in the academy that rose up a rank to Chuunin?

Ino Yamanaka: Fan girl of Sasuke-kun, she thinks she is beautiful but seriously, who would want to go with her and be her friend? I bet Sasuke-kun HATES you just about as much as he hates Itachi. WE ALL WISH TO DESTROY YOU TOO!

Oh gee, and I forgot to mention the most annoying of them all, obviously that goes to none other than Naruto. Personally, I think he is just very stupid and annoying. He is a wannabe Hokage and teaches inappropriate jutsus, even to Konohamaru-chan, who is only 7 years old. And he has an over obsession with ramen! Gee, every day he would come up to me to ask me to buy him some ramen to eat. Doesn't he have any manners at all? He is over obsessed with Sakura too and I just can't believe why he does so. But I just feel a bit sorry for him because he has the nine-tailed fox sealed within him and everybody thinks he is a freak for that. Honestly, I think he is a freak of a different reason. He's got this hyper personality and is really stupid sometimes.

Woo! That was quite long for my journal. As you might've seen already, a LOT of the people in the ninja academy are FULL-ON retards. But I guess that not many people are "normal" these days now. Oh well.  Got to go and practise my taijutsu skills now so BBBIIIIEEEE!!!