The Melted Heart...Crappy title, I know...but it makes sense, ok! Anyways, based on chapter 2 of the Fox and Rabbit loving idiots story. You know...with Sasuke and Usagi? I figured that since NGAA is doing so well, might as well do another one, maybe one involving Sasuke.

I don't own Naruto or Sailor Moon. I only own whatever OC I come up with(Like Madoka, Kimiko, Saki, Haru, etc.)

"I'm first!" Sakura and Ino announced. A few people looked at them mildly interested. Two included were Naru Osaka and Usagi Tsukino.

"Oh, what dummies. I sure won't miss them when I'm gone." Naru said, annoyed. Usagi teared up then hugged her again. "Don't say that, Naru-chan! Thinking about you moving *sniff* makes me sad." Naru patted her back.

"Aw, you baby, you. Don't worry Usagi, I'll write back everyday." Suddenly a girl stomped on Usagi's foot. "Ow! What do you think you're-huh?" A huge crowd of girls crowded around Sasuke, arguing who got there first. Naru sighed and walked up to them all.

"Girls, girls! We're all equal here, we shouldn't fight over a guy. But, in all fairness," She patted ran her fingers through her hair and smiled. "I was here before any of you." Naru found herself under a pile of angry fangirls.

"You damn Osaka!"

"Isn't it time for you to leave already?" Naruto groaned and crawled away. "Hey, Naruto! You look abused!" He frowned and dusted himself off.

"It's that stupid Sasuke. All the girls love him!"

"Not true! I don't love him! If I were to love someone, it'd be-" Her eyes grew sparkly. "-That hot chuunin, Mamoru Chiba! I guess they all like Sasuke like I like Mamoru."

Naruto growled and pounced onto Sasuke's desk. "Ehh, Naruto?" Usagi asked, confused. He and Sasuke glared at each other, annoyed.

"N-naruto! Stop glaring at Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, clenching her fist. 'Sakura? Why's everyone so obsessed with him? Sasuke, Sasuke! What's the big deal with this guy?' Everyone watched as the glare fest continued. The fangirls babbled at Naruto when suddenly a guy sitting in front of them moved his arm back...and knocked Naruto into Sasuke for a kiss.

"What the-"

"I...I..." Usagi's eyes widened. 'Y...Y...Yaoi!' Sakura flipped out and so did Naru. "How unclassy!" She exclaimed. Naruto coughed violently then stared into a pair of enraged green eyes.

"Naruto..."Sakura said, cracking her knuckles. "You're dead!"

"But it was an accident, hold on!" Iruka walked in, motioning everyone to sit down. "As of today, you are all ninjas. To get here, you've faced difficult trials and hardships. But that's nothing. The next part is far more difficult. Now you're only genin, first level ninjas. You will be grouped into 3 man squads, led by a jounin, an elite ninja." everyone's eyes widened. 'Three man squads?' Automatically the fangirls wondered who would be in Sasuke's team.

'Groups of three? That'll only slow me down,' Sasuke irritatedly thought.

'I wanna be with Sakura, and, well, I don't care, as long as it's not Sasuke.' Naruto thought.

'Chaa, I'm gonna be with Sasuke, so stay away you hag,' Sakura thought about Ino.

'Yikes, in a group with a fangirl? Oh, Naru, why can't you stay, or, Mamoru, why can't you be my age?' Usagi thought lazily. Iruka continued on by saying that the squads should be balenced academically and talent-wise. The team reading went on until team 7.

"Team 7. Naruto Uzumaki. Sakura Haruno. Sasuke Uchiha. Because we have an odd number of students, it was decided that Usagi Tsukino will also be on this team." The team readings went on but it didn't matter to team 7.

'That idiot loser, idiot fangirl, and that idiot rabbit?'

'Aw, c'mon! Why can't Sasuke just butt out of the team?'

'Chaa! I'm on Sasuke's team! But then again, I have to deal with Naruto, and that Usagi...'

'Good grief, what a weird team! Naruto, the prankster, Sakura, the fangirl, Sasuke, the quiet guy, and me, that cute daydreamer...'

"Iruka-sensei? Why should a great ninja like me be in the same group as that slug Sasuke?"

"Sasuke had the best grades of the class. You on the other hand had the lowest." He explained angrily.

"Hm. Just don't get in my way," Sasuke muttered.

"What did you say!" Naruto griped.

"Grr, knock it off Naruto! Sit down!" Sakura yelled.

"Please stop shouting!" Usagi exclaimed, covering her ears. "Oh dear, seems you have a handful!" Naru said sympathetically. "Tell me about it," Usagi said, rolling her eyes. Lunch break began and Usagi hurried to sit in her favorite spot, the school roof. Naru was already there eating octapus dumplings.

"Aw, you're so lucky you don't have to deal with this. And, can I please have an octapus dumpling?" Usagi whined. Naru rolled her eyes and handed one over. "I mean, imagine it! Me, a delicate young girl, in an awkward group like that? No way!" She leaned over the roof side to see what was happening. Naruto crept into a window and tackled Sasuke.

"H-huh?" She asked, blushing. "Twice the time...yaoi?"

"Usagi, watch your mouth!" Naru frowned, throwing a chopstick at her. "Sorry. Well, I should at least try to be friendly to them. Bye bye!" Usagi went to the street and bumped into Sasuke, ungracefully falling down.

"Ow! S-sorry Sasuke...gah, I'm so clumsy!"

"Hn. I noticed."

"Well, can you at least help me up?" He took her hand and picked her up. "Thank you. You're not as mean as I thought after all!"

"What was that? Never mind, I'm busy." 'Sorry, Usagi, but I really am busy!'

"Oh. So see you later then. Ja ne!(Bye)" She turned and hurried the other way. 'He wasn't so bad, I suppose...Ow!' She crashed into Sasuke and fell again. "Oh geez, I'm so sorry,Sa-Hey, weren't you over there?" He frowned.

"No. Naruto's impersonating me."

"Im...impregnating you?"

"Are you hard of hearing too?"

"Well, the doctor thinks-"[1]

"Whatever, that wasn't me whoever you saw!" He exclaimed, rushing away. Usagi blinked a few times then frowned. "Hmph! Well that was a nice attempt at getting to know me!" She tucked some hair strands behind her ear. "Honestly."

I'm making these long because I don't want this to take 200+ chapters. So expect things like the Zabuza arc to be a veeerrry long chapter. How'd you like this? Was it good? Bad? Leave me a comment to tell me. And no, you don't need to be a member to comment.

[1] Something I've noticed is that Usagi has a habit of mishearing words. For example, "Promise Ring" was heard as "Pro wrestling" and "Garayan" as "Garapan" I figured that a doctor probably noticed so she brought it up.