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Torēningu

(Everything is the same as canon till Jiraiya knocks Ebisu out)

"Huh, jeez" said the white haired man as he turned around and saw Ebisu. He was a tall man with waist-length, spiky white hair usually tied back into a pony tail, with two shoulder-length bangs that framed both sides of his face. He also had red lines that ran down from his eyes and wore a horned forehead protector with the kanji for 'Oil'. He also wore a green short shirt kimono and matching pants; under which he wore mesh armor that showed out of the sleeves and legs of his outfit. The next second the man was sitting on a big toad.

"That's... What!"Was all Ebisu was able to say before he was knocked out due to an attack caused by the toads tongue.

"Don't make a ruckus. Geez, what's going to happen if I get caught?

Naruto jumped out of the spring and rushed towards Ebisu.

'He's totally knocked out. I knew it, this guy's a weakling.'

"W…What's that huge frog?! Who the hell are you?!" Yelled Naruto

"Alright, hold on!" The man struck a weird pose and yelled"Thanks for asking! Mount Myoboku-gama's Holy Master Sennin also known as Toad Sennin, remember it!"

"Se…Sennin?"Asked a widened eyed Naruto.

The toad disappeared in a puff of smoke and the man fell to the ground "Yaa!"

"Hey! You Ero-Sennin, what did you do?!" He pointed to Ebisu and said "He was supposed to train me, look what you did to him!"

"It's because he got in the way of my work."

"Work…?"

"I'm a writer; I'm working on a novel." He pulled out an orange book Titled Come Come Paradise "This!"

"AHH!" yelled Naruto as an image of Kakashi's similar book came to his mind."That is!"

"Oh! You know about this?!" 'It's getting pretty famous' he thought.

"I know about it! That's a nasty book" yelled Naruto while pointing at it.

"URG" growled the man as he put the book away.

"Anyway, what the hell do you mean by "Work"?! All you were doing was peeping into the woman's bath, you pervert!" Yelled Naruto. "If you were my age it might be just a prank but an old man doing that is totally a crime"

"You fool! I am not just a pervert!" yelled the man. "Peeping gives me inspiration to write a better...""You liar! What a lame excuse! Now what the hell are you going to do about my training?!" yelled Naruto as he gave him the middle finger

"Training? Are you talking about that water walking?" asked the man.

"You know about it?" Naruto pointed his finger towards the man and said "The n take responsibility and help me with my training!"

"I hate Disrespectful and rude brats! And I don't like men!" Yelled back the man.

"That Come Come Paradise is so cool…"stated Naruto to try and sound respectful "Liar, this book is only for adults. Compliments will get you nowhere with me."

'Damn, then I'll…'thought Naruto as he started forming a hand sign

"I'm a Sennin I'm not stupid enough to be fooled by a shrimp like you. Geez, what an annoying brat."

'Take this! Oiroke no Jutsu!" thought Naruto

"How about this?"as the gender bended Naruto struck a sexy pose.

"I like you!" yelled the man with a strange face.

"Wow just my type of girl!' as he started ogling her from different angles."What's this jutsu?! Huh!? Eh!?"

"Oh…I call it Oiroke no Jutsu but…"said a deadpanned Naruto.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! What Creativity! You're a genius!"

'I get the feeling that all adults are very weak against this jutsu…'thought Naruko a she looked at the man. "Then… you'll help with my training…? "

"Yes! But there's a condition."

"Condition…? …What" she said with a pouty face.

He turned around and started playing with his fingers with blood coming out of his nose he turned he head and said" In my presence you must always be like that,,,"

Naruto immediately turned back to normal."Inspiration! Yeah right! I knew it you're just a pervert! You Nasty Sennin!"

"No it's not true! I'm not just a pervert!"

"What!? Yeah right…" "I am a Super Pervert!"

'Damn…he's totally crazy…"

"Heh, well, that was just a joke. I'll look over your training. Kid, continue with what you were doing earlier again."

Naruto smiled brightly"Alright!" he yelled as he rushed off.

"MMM!" he yelled as he gathered his chakra. The moment he tried to walk on the water he sank to his knees."Whoa! Waa…"

"Huh? Said the man as he noticed that he seemed to be doing everything correctly "AWWWW!" yelled Naruto as he fell.

"I don't need these clothes! Damn it!" yelled Naruto as he stripped and threw his clothes to the ground.

"Hey, pull out your chakra again." "huh" "Just hurry and do it" "Y…Yeah hmm" As Naruto gathered his chakra a seal appeared on his stomach the only one to notice was the man.

'So this is the Nine-Tails Seal method… two four Elephant seals… a Double seal… Maybe the Hakke Seal Method… It's set up so some chakra of the nine-tails slips out from between the Elephant seals and combines with the kid's chakra…'

'It's to protect this kid... Right Yondaime? But that has been stopped by a five part seal… Even and Odd seal methods on top of each other… His chakra and the nine-tails chakra are unable to mix…No wonder he can't control chakra very well most likely another person did this one… the style is rough..'

'He well looks like Orochimaru's work, so I can work around it but first I need to be sure.'

"Hey kid I have a question did any one hit you in the stomach lately?"

"Huh, the stomach? I'm pretty sure Kiba hit me there during our fight in the preliminary. Oh and there was also that weird lady in the forest of death that knocked me out when she hit me there. Why do you want to know?"

'This kid he won a fight in the preliminaries of the final stage of the chuunin exams with such a hindrance as the Gogyō Fūin. Weird lady? I was sure it was Orochimaru that gave it to him. I should ask him to explain what happened during the chuunin exams.'

"Hey kid, explain to me what happened during the chuunin exams. It might be useful in training you. Oh and my name is Jiraiya" said the newly named Jiraiya.

"Huh. Why do you want to know?"Asked a confused Naruto.

"Just tell me you brat or I won't be training you" said an irritated Jiraiya.

"Alright, alright fine, this is what happened." Said Naruto as he recounted what happened during the Chuunin Exams.

'I see so it was Orochimaru but I wonder about that woman thing. How did that happen? I will also need to check on that Uchiha brat to see what I can do about that cursed seal. Still even though he only won because of a fart he still managed to keep up for a while. If he gets back to his old strength before I remove the seal he will only get stronger.'

"Alright kid I know what to do for training. Usually for you to get strong enough to be able to beat the Hyuuga, it would take more time than we have. However I know a way for you to get stronger in a shorter amount of time."

"Really! How're we going to reduce it then?!"

"Well there's not much reason to beat around the bush. The method is to use the..."

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