The SSBM Games Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM or any of its characters, even though I wish I did; only this story and the move names I have.

Scene: Kirby's house

Kirby is relaxing in his chair, playing SSBM with Link, Mario and Jigglypuff.

Team Battle

Kirby and Link is in the red team

Mario and Jigglypuff is in the blue team

1 life only with 1.8 damage ratio

No items

The arena is the Final Destination

Start Battle

Kirby: *runs to Mario and dash kicks him*

Mario: What the hell?!

Link: *Tries to pogo stick Mario but misses every time* Stop moving MARIO!!

Kirby: Eat this!!! *uses the final cutter on Mario which the wave also hits Jigglypuff at the same time*

Mario: That's it!! *headbutts Kirby and quickly jumps and pounds Kirby to the ground*

Kirby: ARGH!! *Get hit by Jigglypuff's rollout attack, slightly charged* Grr. *quickly floats back to platform before it was too late*

Jigglypuff: HA-HA!!*is pogo-sticked by Link and then bombed right after* AHH!!

Link: And take th- *is stopped by Mario's fireball* HEY!!

Mario: HA! Fireball barrage!!! *runs to a safe place and starts fireballing like mad, which a lot of them are hitting Link and Kirby*

Kirby: That's IT!! Ahh- *unfortunately gets stunned by a fireball and hit by Jigglypuff's deadly sleep attack, flying him away* SHIT!!!!!

Announcer: Player 1, defeated!

Kirby: Noo.

Link: Energy arrow!!! *shoots Jigglypuff with fully charged arrow and attempts to pogo stick Jigglypuff again, but is hit by 10 of Mario's fireballs, he is now at 200% damage* I MUST LIVE!!!! *successfully pogo sticks Jigglypuff, which the force flies her away to oblivion*

Jigglypuff: NONONONONONONO!!!! Announcer: Player 3, defeated!!!

Jigglypuff: ARGH!!!

Kirby: Get the bastard, Link!!!

Link: *arrows Mario in the air, throws a bomb up, boomerangs Mario, hooks him, throws Mario up as soon as the bomb makes contact with Link, upper triple-slashes Mario*

Mario: (is at 80% damage and too surprised to respond) What the f- *is suddenly hit by Link's pogo stick attack in the air* NOO!!! *flies away*

Link: *does the taunt* Is that your best!!!?

Announcer: RED TEAM WINS!!

Link and Kirby: YES!!!!! *high-five each other*

Mario and Jigglypuff: You guys make a good team!!!

Kirby: *blushes* THE END