Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters form this story...but I DO own myself (Karla, AKA: The Authoress) Chloe and of course, Scott.
Yes...I am happy to inform you that the opening of
Onichimaru Dance Dance and the Water Gun Clan!
Has indeed been relished....
"...."
Now that I took a moment of my precious life to pretend I care...
Lets get on with the show!
= Some messed-up place far-far away from Konoha
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Onichimaru-pig laughed his evil laugh as his sound-nins danced to their own rhythm of beat.
"Onichimaru-HU! HU! HU!"
"Onichimaru-HU! HU! HU!"
"Onichimaru-HU! HU! HU!"
"Onichimaru-HU! HU! HU!"
His minions danced.
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Onichimaru coughed out a piece of Sound-nin cheeseburger and pounded his fat fist onto the throne.
His minions stopped dancing and looking at him with care and concern.
(A/N: Note the words care and concern)
minions various faces: O.o;
o.O;
.O;
O.O;
o.o;
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"DIDN'T YOU SEE ME? I WAS CHOKING ON A FWAKING CHEESE BURGER! I WAS TURNING PINK! ARGH!"
One minion however...did not agree with one of his statements...
"Uh...On-Onichimaru-sama? You're a-always pink..."
"SHUT UP!"
That was the last thing Koji heard before Onichimaru-pig did a jutsu on his body that killed him instantly.
(Well...it actually put him in a limbo that had a munching moose in it)
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At team 7's apartment
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Naruto let out a long whistle as Sasuke and Kakashi set up their new '69 inch T.V that him and the gang have been saving up for.
A small 'clank' noise was heard and Naruto turned his attention to the broken glass on the floor. It was the broken Sake bottle. Naruto rubbed his head as he remembered the hang over he had the next morning in the hospital.
Vomit.
Everywhere.
Poor nurses...
Ew...
Naruto shook off the thought and put the Sake bottle and its stand on the table in front of the couch.
As Naruto removed his hand from the bottle, his finger brushed against the wrapper of the bottle. Naruto looked down, ripped off the paper, and read the Onichimaru's threat carefully to himself.
His eyes grew dark with concentration and determination. He grinned as he spoke aloud.
"Hey Sasuke! Kakashi! Guess what?"
Kakashi put down the T.V on its stand and put his hands on his back and Sasuke just dropped the T.V on his hands.
"What?"
Kakashi and Sasuke said at the same time. Sasuke actually grunted the words.
"This Sake was strawberry flavored! Heheheh!"
Naruto said as he went to his room to pin the back of the wrapper (The Onichimaru side) to his wall.
'That dunce made me drop the T.V on my perfectly new see-thru polished nails?!'
Sasuke thought with a grunt.
Sakura fallowed Naruto to his room. Naruto did not notice Sakura sneak in behind him as he closed the door. He pined the wrapper to his wall in the middle of all his other posters.
He turned around and saw Sakura. He turned his eyes to the door and saw the door locked. Not remembering that he himself actually locked the door out of habit and thought Sakura did it.
He turned back towards her and thought he got the message and he put an arm around her waist.
"Hey baby...I'm glad you finally came around..."
Naruto said as he lend forward to kiss her.
Sakura was really pissed off now. Naruto quickly opened his eyes and turned white as sweat dripped down his face and fell to the ground and grabbed his private parts. Sakura walked over to the wall and looked at the pinned wrapper as Naruto rolled on the floor saying something about his balls falling off (it's possible).
Sakura's eyes popped out and she gasped.
Orochimaru's insane lost brother.
Oh my god...
Sakura ran out of the room and ran to Kakashi and Sasuke to confirm her new information.
Naruto looked up, with Kyubi's powers already taking affect, he gasped after Sakura.
"I d-didn't know she hated me..."
He said as he closed the door, locked it, and reached under his mattress to retrieve his weed.
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some where far far away
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Deep male voice: Good...they found our warning...HA-HA!
Normal female voice: Shut up...
Deep male voice: Soon we shall rain terror on them!
Authoress: Tell him to shut up and let me write my god-forsaken story...
Normal female voice to deep male voice: SHUT UP! And why is your voice deep? You don't have a deep voice...
Authoress: I put it like that so it would seem scary...
Normal female voice: WELL FIX IT! YOU WANT SCARY? HOW ABOUT I TAKE THIS KEY BOARD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS?!
Authoress: SORRY! I'll fix it!
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End of Chapter1
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Wahoo...
I am done...
I know this chapter is gay but I am kind of in a hurry. Sorry this is late. I have summer skool you know... I'll write a longer chapter next time.
Tell me what you think.
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