Stuck In A Pickle

"Hi Bob" said Hermione to Professor Snape as he walked past. My name is not bob said Harry, who had just appeared in Hermione's face. Hermione screamed and Harry turned into Cho Chang and Ron turned into bob. Just then Dumbledore walked in and demanded that Hermione should shave her legs, and got into a fight with Severus about what color 3-day old vomit is. Malfoy flew in on a broomstick and shook hands with everyone, then turned into a small pickle. Ron finally stopped being bob, and said the he had to go potty. Hermione heard it wrong and turned Harry/Cho Chang into a potty and Ron turned into a pickle. Snape and Dumbledore finally stopped arguing and decided to have a snack of pickles for lunch. Just then, Katiebob and Beckybob walked in, and both Dumbledore and Snape turned into pickles. "I don't like pickles" said KB to RB and they decided to turn everyone to ferro rochers but they got the spell wrong and turned them into Friday roaches. Hermione killed all the poop little buggies and turned one of the buggies into Malfoy again. RB had to restrain Katiebob from very brittishly snogging Draco and Hermione had to restrain her pant from falling down. Hermione's pants disappeared, and she turned into a pickle, but not before Harry and Ron came back to life as Harry and Ron. Rb had to toss sticks at Hermione/pickle to stop herself from kicking Ron in the face because he betrayed her $2 bill. Katie and Draco were mischievously drawing ketchup faces on the floor, but then Katie remembered she didn't like ketchup, so she turned Draco into a pickle. RB finally ran out of sticks, so she kicked Ron in the face and turned him into Kb. Rb ran out the window, hair on fire, and yelled, Juicy-Juice is only 78% juice!! KB stared at her friend and sighed pitifully, and magicked Rb back to her, and the evil Kb turned into a pickle. Just then Michael BOB Exploded into Frogwarts and made Rb and Kb his loyal potato chips to serve him when he was hungry.

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