Author's Page
Hello there!
My name is Nixie Nightbird (as you can see on the cover page) and this is where I record my adventure with the Heart Pirates.
I am a Water-Spriggan (Water-Void Fairy, for you ignorant humans) from the Water Village of Kakure Country in the North Blue. I'm an elemental Ninja and am now a Heart Pirate. I'm 17 as of October 1522.
If your name is Trafalgar Law, please put down this book, or I'll curse you for 7 generations.
Wednesday, 7 May 1522 [11:00]
I found this book in my bag on my way back to the sub. Penguin says I stole it from the bookstore at Kooberots island. He's an ass. I don't remember how I got it anyway.
Now for a burning question: How the hell did I get into Law's sub? Trafalgar Law found me at Ikea island while I was looking for hot-dog. (Don't question why I am looking for a hot-dog on a Furniture island) I saw his sword and got really curious. I tried to steal it from him but ended up getting my ass whooped. In the end, he kidnapped me and brought me into his yellow submarine. SERIOUSLY, how has he been able to remain unseen with a bright fucking yellow sub?
Ah, Captain Law is calling me to "get my ass up on deck" and to stop diminishing their food supply. Until next time.
