The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the channel that used to produce the world's leading programs on history and science, instead of popping out cheap shows about truckers, swamp people, and fake mountain men, comes one of a increasing number of shows that can last for years, cost millions of dollars, and somehow get away without discovering a damn thing.
MonsterQuest!
If you are tired of programs that teach you about science, history, and the real world, and just feel like abandoning the realm of solid reality, jump into a show guaranteed to teach you absolutely nothing of value.
Delve into the shadowy realm of myth and legend, as the History Channel explores completely factual tales about Joseph Stalin's plan to create ape-human hybrids, giant sewer rats in New York, and extra-dimensional aliens.
Journey to the darkest corners of the globe, as you investigate the rambling stories of a gaggle of unreliable witnesses, only to be inevitably disappointed when it leads to exactly jack shit, assuming you were stupid enough to believe that they were going to find anything in the first place.
So leap feet first into a pit of junkfood for the mind that tries to convince you that it wasn't canceled because of low viewership or a lack of material, even though the entire series had no less than fourteen episodes on Bigfoot and still left you wondering whether or not the damn thing exists. But hey, at least now you know how easy it is to get on TV these days. All you have to do is wreck your truck and blame it on Bigfoot and the crowds will come running.
Starring:
Turd Man Stan- Stan Bernard
Craptologists- Cryptozoologists
Unemployed cops who would reopen the Jimmy Hoffa case if it meant a paycheck- The show's "investigators."
Random scientists who would claim the Earth is made out of chocolate frosting if it meant getting on TV- The scientists hired to give the show scientific approval.
Stoners- The Eyewitnesses
Fantastic Beasts And Where Not To Find Them!
Season 3 episode 4 is about the search for a huge beast stalking the forests of New Jersey. Probably someone saw Chris Christie taking a stroll through the woods and jumped to conclusions.