Title explains everything. All humor, no romance/Yaoi okay?
*Edit* Okay, Yue told me she needs to match up boys and girls that are both her OCs and the canon characters. You can add your own OCs too, just tell us the name, gender, and their personality. There are a lot of boys in YuGiOh, so she's going to need to pair them up with existing girls, and maybe your own female OCs.
Yue: Nice tah meetcha everyone.
Aeron: Why are we here?
Yuugi: I don't know.
Yue: Me neither.
Sadie: Wait. Yue, you don't know either?
Yue: DUHHH.
Maxi: facepalm
Dai: That complicates things.
Clay: NOOOOOOO.
Matt: I'm hungry.
Joey: me too
Tristan: you guys...
Kaiba: hn.
Ryou: um...
Tea: So we're all here. Now what?
Yue: I'm Yue. That girl with the skull t-shirt is Aeron, the girl with the heart shirt is Sadie, the one in the fencing shirt is Maxi, the hungry one is Matt, the stupidly smart one is Clay, and the emo over there is Dai. Now, what are you guys doing here?
Ryou: Shrugs.
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: I am the author now, Yue Helios and Aeron Thana! AHAHAHA!
Clay: I thought you wrote this Yue! You moron, you left the computer on!
Yue: I don't use capitalization, unless it's a name, remember? And you were the one who was supposed to turn off the computer! Who's the moron?
Clay: You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met! SHUT UP!
Yue: You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met! YOU SHUT UP!
Aeron: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP OR I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS!
Yue and Clay: Yes ma'am.
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: Now, with this power, I can do anything I want. And you will be playing 7 minutes in Heaven with the Yu-Gi-Oh cast! BWAHAHAHA!
Yuugi: What?
Tea: Oh great.
Joey: Are yah jokin' ?
Sadie: *Blushes.*
Maxi: Whut?
Aeron: *Sends herself to the Dooms Dimension (Bakugan, anyone?) purposely. Gets pulled back out by Yue.*
Dai: ...Hn.
Kaiba: ...Hn.
Matt: Wow! You're identical!
Yue: What's "7 minutes in Heaven?"
Aeron: You don't wanna know.
Ryou: I hope my Yami doesn't want to appear. He hates these kind of games. Especially in fanfics.
Clay: I'm outta here. *Heads for door.*
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: Oh no you don't! Since you have tried to defy my orders, you will dance the Macarena! AHAHAHA!
Clay: Yeah right. *Does Macarena.* DA HECK?
Yue: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude you look hilarious! Don't you remember that all characters must do what the author tells us to do? Man, I should have done this sooner!
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: Now, to spice things up a little.
(NEW OC ALERT!) Skylar Koi: What the heck am I doing here?
Yue: Skylar! Hiiiiiiii!
Skylar: HiYue!
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: One more...
(NEW OC ALERT!) Daniel Rock: Where the heck am I?
Aeron: Hey, Yue?
Yue: Yeaaaaa-oh...
Daniel: Yue! What am I doing here? I'm supposed to be at a sports meet! I don't have time to be weird like you!
Maxi: Ouch. Burned by her own crush.
Yue: HE'S NOT MY CRUSH! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! EXCEPT ME! right? Cause everyone knows I like...yeah I'm gonna drop it.
Sadie: Daniel! That was mean! And Yue, everyone but you knows you like Jamie.
Daniel: And? It's not like I care about her like, like that way or anything...
Dai: Then why don't you take that back BEFORE I TAKE YOUR SOCCER CLEATS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE!
Daniel: I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP, YOU MASOCHIST. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT!
Dai: OHHHH I'M SO SCARED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHICKEN? WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE DOOMS DIMENSION!
Matt: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Joey: Get'em Dai!
Tea: This is some strong friendship Yue has with Dai. They practically seem like siblings!
Yuugi: Yup.
Aeron: Dai's her twin brother. Non identical, of course.
Clay: Her emo, goth, masochistic, non identical, twin brother
Yue: You, my friend, have a very good point.
Tristan: Are they always like this?
Maxi, Sadie, Matt, and Skylar: Yup.
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: Oh no you don't! I can't have you beating eachother up yet, now can I?
Dai and Daniel: Dang.
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: Now, readers, cash in your votes! Who do you think should be locked in a closet with which person from the cast of YuGiOh? No romance involved, all humor! I don't write Yaoi. I will accept two OCs put into the same closet. Now vote! And eternally torture Yue Helios, Aeron Thana, and their friends! Ahahahahaha!
Ryou: Why are we being tortured then?
Aeron: Hey, how come Yue's always first?
Yue: Cause I'm awesome. Duhhhh.
Sadie: Yue, you're so egotistical. Sorta like Tyler.
Yuugi: Who's Tyler
Tea: Is he your friend?
Yue: No, I'm not like Tyler. Tyler's an old "friend" whose ego is bigger than Kaiba's. And that's saying something.
Tristan: His ego's bigger?!
Joey: Is that even possible?
Maxi: You've got no idea kid.
Clay: We're just friends of Yue and Aeron. Ohoho, if I catch this guy, I'm gonna beat him up.
Maxi: With your brains? Cause you don't have any muscles Clay. Even Sadie has more than you do.
Joey, Tristan, Yue, and Matt: BUUUURN!
Aeron: Oh snap. We got a bad girl in here.
Daniel: GET ME OUTTA THIS NUTHOUSE!
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I'm leaving. Does Macarena.
Joey: Is anyone gettin' this on camera?
Yue: You bet!
Kaiba: WHAT THE HECK?
Yuugi and Tea: *Giggles.*
Tristan and Joey: *Sniggers.*
Everyone else: *Almost dies laughing.*
MYSTERIOUS DISEMBODIED VOICE: THERE ARE SOME RULES EVEN YOU CAN'T SCREW SETO KAIBA! NOW VOTE READERS! BEFORE I GET ANGRY AND SUBJECT KAIBA TO EVEN MORE TORTURE!
Yue: Hey. Does the Mysterious Disembodied Voice sound familiar to you?
Aeron: Yeah...hm...but who...?