Disclaimer: Ain't mine, ain't makin' any money, never happened in any
world Tolkein thought up.
Warning: . . . I can't even blame this one on too much caffeine . . . I scare myself sometimes . . .
Feedback: Yes, please! Even if it's just to tell me how insane I am! :)
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Flap . . . Flit . . . Flutter
By Orchid
It's Samwise Gamgee down there. Every moth, butterfly, bird and bug knew him. He kept the best Canterbury bells, butterfly bushes, daisies, lupines – Sam grew the best of everything. The little moth followed along wherever Sam went because it was for certain that wherever the gardener went had to lead to something a bug would want to eat.
Right now, Sam and his friends were moving hurriedly through the forest. They were carrying one of Sam's friends. That can't be good.
"Gandalf!"
The sound of Sam's friend crying was so horrid and sad. Moths as a species hate sadness and suffering. They only live two weeks and like to enjoy them. This little moth decided to find this Gandalf.
Flap. Flit. Flutter.
Flutter.
Flap.
The bug searched high and low until someone knew where this Gandalf was. It just figured he was so far away.
Flap. Phew. Flutter.
Ugh.
It took days and Flap Flutter days to Flip get there. Oh my goodness, this place smells.
Just a little farther to Flap Flit why did they put him on the top? Flap Flutter It's really far to the top of Isengard.
Ah Gandalf! Found!
Wheeze Flip-flop Pant.
Puff.
Phew.
"Go to the edge of Mirkwood Forest and send Gwaihir to me."
PUFF PUFF "What?!" pant pant "I only live two weeks!"
Flutter, pant, puffer, puff.
"Oh, alright," pant wheeze pant "I'll go."
The end (poor critter)
Warning: . . . I can't even blame this one on too much caffeine . . . I scare myself sometimes . . .
Feedback: Yes, please! Even if it's just to tell me how insane I am! :)
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Flap . . . Flit . . . Flutter
By Orchid
It's Samwise Gamgee down there. Every moth, butterfly, bird and bug knew him. He kept the best Canterbury bells, butterfly bushes, daisies, lupines – Sam grew the best of everything. The little moth followed along wherever Sam went because it was for certain that wherever the gardener went had to lead to something a bug would want to eat.
Right now, Sam and his friends were moving hurriedly through the forest. They were carrying one of Sam's friends. That can't be good.
"Gandalf!"
The sound of Sam's friend crying was so horrid and sad. Moths as a species hate sadness and suffering. They only live two weeks and like to enjoy them. This little moth decided to find this Gandalf.
Flap. Flit. Flutter.
Flutter.
Flap.
The bug searched high and low until someone knew where this Gandalf was. It just figured he was so far away.
Flap. Phew. Flutter.
Ugh.
It took days and Flap Flutter days to Flip get there. Oh my goodness, this place smells.
Just a little farther to Flap Flit why did they put him on the top? Flap Flutter It's really far to the top of Isengard.
Ah Gandalf! Found!
Wheeze Flip-flop Pant.
Puff.
Phew.
"Go to the edge of Mirkwood Forest and send Gwaihir to me."
PUFF PUFF "What?!" pant pant "I only live two weeks!"
Flutter, pant, puffer, puff.
"Oh, alright," pant wheeze pant "I'll go."
The end (poor critter)