May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention?
Will the real SB fans please stand up?
I repeat will the real SB fans please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you ain't never seen a white priest before
Ricardo quirkin out all over the floor like Annie and Gregory burst in the door
And started cussing her out worst than before
They were the first divorce, throwin' Annie over furniture
It's the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't do what I think he did, did he?"
And Francesca said...
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS FRANCESCA'S DEAD [ha ha]
Catholic churches love Father Torres
"[vocal turntable] Father Torres, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking on screen writers making him use his you know what
Fucking you know who, yeah, but he's so sexy though"
Yeah, the writers probably got a couple screws up in their heads loose
But the worse is going on Meg and Ben's bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and let this collar loose, but can't
But it's cool for Virginia to hump Vanessa with turkey baster boost
"The sperm is in your hole the sperm is in your hole
And If I'm lucky Michael will never know"
And that's the message the writers deliever to our fans
And expect them not to know what harm bad soaps have
Of course they're gonna know what sucky soaps are
They watch Passions don't they?
"Our show ain't nothing but crap"
While others are all that
Who if you watch write people off like the Friday the 13th
But if you watch closely you'll see
There's no reason that NBC shouldn't let us be
But if you feel like I feel you got the anitdote
Women of Sunset Beach wave your panty-hoes; sing the chorus and it goes
We're SB fans yes the real SB fans
All you other soaps fans can't cut it like we can
So won't the real SB fans please stand up?
Please stand up?
We're SB fans yes the real SB fans
All you other soaps fans can't cut it like we can
So won't the real SB fans please stand up?
Please stand up
Passions don't have to be ruthless to get ratings
Well we do so fuck them and fuck NBC too
You think our cast gives a damn about the Emmy's?
Half you critics can't stomach me let alone understand me
"But Antonio what if Nick wins wouldn't it be weird?"
Why so those guys can lie just to get me here
Sit me there next to some Passions queer?
Yo Lindsay Korman better switch me chairs
So I sit next to Hank and Clive
And we can argue over how the bitch will die
You little bitch puts us last on NBC
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's dating Skylla heehee..."
I should download their video's on NBC
And tell the world how they all screwed me
I'm sick of you teeny boy girl characters all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million soaps that are just like SB
Walk, talk, and act like SB
They might just be the next best things
But still not quite SB
Repeat Chorus
We're like a porn movie to watch through
Cuz we're only acting out things you fantasize about in your living rooms
The only difference is our writers have the balls to write it
And they don't to false or make us sugar coat it all
We just get on the screen and spit it
And whether NBC would like to admit it
We're the best thing since Internet hit it
Then you wonder how these fans can eat ups these shows like pussy on a ho
It's funny cuz at the rate we're going we'll all be past 40
In a nursing home cursing
Watchin Passions quirking
Quirking because the fucking remote ain't working
And everywhere and SB actor is lurking
We could be working at Burger King
Spittin on a Passions' actor's onion rings
Or in the studio parking lot, circling screaming "NBC sucks"
With our windows down and our systems up
So, will the real SB fans please stand up
And put that one finger in the middle up
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go?
repeat chorus x2
Ha ha
Guess there's a little bit of Sunset Beach in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up
May I have your attention?
Will the real SB fans please stand up?
I repeat will the real SB fans please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you ain't never seen a white priest before
Ricardo quirkin out all over the floor like Annie and Gregory burst in the door
And started cussing her out worst than before
They were the first divorce, throwin' Annie over furniture
It's the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't do what I think he did, did he?"
And Francesca said...
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS FRANCESCA'S DEAD [ha ha]
Catholic churches love Father Torres
"[vocal turntable] Father Torres, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking on screen writers making him use his you know what
Fucking you know who, yeah, but he's so sexy though"
Yeah, the writers probably got a couple screws up in their heads loose
But the worse is going on Meg and Ben's bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and let this collar loose, but can't
But it's cool for Virginia to hump Vanessa with turkey baster boost
"The sperm is in your hole the sperm is in your hole
And If I'm lucky Michael will never know"
And that's the message the writers deliever to our fans
And expect them not to know what harm bad soaps have
Of course they're gonna know what sucky soaps are
They watch Passions don't they?
"Our show ain't nothing but crap"
While others are all that
Who if you watch write people off like the Friday the 13th
But if you watch closely you'll see
There's no reason that NBC shouldn't let us be
But if you feel like I feel you got the anitdote
Women of Sunset Beach wave your panty-hoes; sing the chorus and it goes
We're SB fans yes the real SB fans
All you other soaps fans can't cut it like we can
So won't the real SB fans please stand up?
Please stand up?
We're SB fans yes the real SB fans
All you other soaps fans can't cut it like we can
So won't the real SB fans please stand up?
Please stand up
Passions don't have to be ruthless to get ratings
Well we do so fuck them and fuck NBC too
You think our cast gives a damn about the Emmy's?
Half you critics can't stomach me let alone understand me
"But Antonio what if Nick wins wouldn't it be weird?"
Why so those guys can lie just to get me here
Sit me there next to some Passions queer?
Yo Lindsay Korman better switch me chairs
So I sit next to Hank and Clive
And we can argue over how the bitch will die
You little bitch puts us last on NBC
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's dating Skylla heehee..."
I should download their video's on NBC
And tell the world how they all screwed me
I'm sick of you teeny boy girl characters all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million soaps that are just like SB
Walk, talk, and act like SB
They might just be the next best things
But still not quite SB
Repeat Chorus
We're like a porn movie to watch through
Cuz we're only acting out things you fantasize about in your living rooms
The only difference is our writers have the balls to write it
And they don't to false or make us sugar coat it all
We just get on the screen and spit it
And whether NBC would like to admit it
We're the best thing since Internet hit it
Then you wonder how these fans can eat ups these shows like pussy on a ho
It's funny cuz at the rate we're going we'll all be past 40
In a nursing home cursing
Watchin Passions quirking
Quirking because the fucking remote ain't working
And everywhere and SB actor is lurking
We could be working at Burger King
Spittin on a Passions' actor's onion rings
Or in the studio parking lot, circling screaming "NBC sucks"
With our windows down and our systems up
So, will the real SB fans please stand up
And put that one finger in the middle up
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go?
repeat chorus x2
Ha ha
Guess there's a little bit of Sunset Beach in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up