I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew
Hello, and welcome to Mew vs. Comedy! This happens to be the sequel to Ichigo vs. Kish in comedy. You don't even have to read it to know what's happening in this one, though it probably would d help you know the type of humor to expect by reading it. You know, childish humor that is hardly ever seen anymore. Anyway, I am changing the rules from my first story. Yes yes, I know....what rules? Well, I will now be taking requests for jokes, and now ALL characters from the TMM world are going to be involved. So, enjoy this first section of the story.
The trap was perfect. The hidden wires combined with well placed pit falls made this the most hilarious trap in the world. Now, Kish thought, if only I could get Ichigo to step on it....
Instead, Pudding comes out of nowhere and somehow manages to trip off the trap. Bitting back a curse, Kish floats down and frees Pudding from the trap. All the trap did was grab Pudding's foot, and then fling her into the air and into a pit filled with half melted marshmallows. Then, chocolate syrup was poured on her. Finally, another wire grabbed Pudding and held her upside down over the pit.
"Kish?" Pudding asks half dazed. Kish didn't blame her. If he had been flung that many times, he would be feeling dazed too.
"What are you doing here? This is Ichigo's path." Kish said with a frown, releasing Pudding. She landed on her feet.
"I was on my way to find Ichigo-san. Why are you here?" Pudding asked, curious.
Kish sighed while thinking on how to explain it. "Well, I was here to kidnap Ichigo...." he started to say but saw that Pudding started to get angry at that and quickly switched to, "Um....I was here to play a game with Ichigo-san. You just so happened to get caught in it." With that, Kish jumped away and disappeared.
"Game?" Pudding asked outloud, then started to jump up and down excitedly saying, "Pudding want to play!" With that, Pudding ran to the café and got to work. When everyone arrived, they saw that the entire place was covered with little childish traps.
"Who would be stupid enough to fall for those traps?" Mint asked, sitting down in one of the chairs. Everyone started to laugh as a loud farting sound came from Mint's seat.
"Apparently you are!" Ryou said laughing, and suddenly fell backwards as he slipped on a banana peal.
Lettuce tried to help him up, but was hit full in the face by a pie, which happen to be blackberry. It made Lettuce fall into Ryou, who had just got up, and made them both fall down and covered Ryou with pie.
"Surprise!" Pudding yelled, and jumped down from a tree behind them. "This game is fun, right?" Pudding asked innocently as everyone who got pranked stared at her with anger.
Mint threw a piece of cake at Pudding, but missed and hit Ryou in the back of the head. Ryou turned around and picked up a piece of choclate cake that was beside him and threw it at Mint, hitting her in the stomach.
"THIS MEANS WAR!" Mint yelled and ran out the back door before Ryou could throw another piece of cake at her.
"Damn right!" Ryou yelled at Mint's back.
"Pudding want to play!" Pudding cried out, and got a face full of cake. "Yum...CAKE!" Pudding said, eating the cake off of her face.
OK...that's enough for now. I need some more pranks, so please help out by telling me some good ones. Thanks!
If this is a little too childish for you, I'm sorry, but that's the type of pranks I happen to write about. That and TOTALLY RANDOM stuff. Review please!