Okay, here's just some things I came up with okay? Okay! Lets enjoy!
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100 things you'll never see the Akatsuki do
1. Paint little Pikachu faces on their cheeks.
2. Throw a disco party at 2 in the morning in Konoha.
3. Invite Naruto and the rookie nine for a sleep over.
4. Open their own restaurant.
5. Buy the biggest TV in stores, a Wii, an Xbox, and a Game cube.
6. Act like animals
7. Suck their thumbs in fear.
8. Tell scary stories at night.
9. Go to McDonalds
10. Sing the Big Mac rap.
11. Give a free tour of the base.
12. Give all of the Jinjuriki ice cream.
13. Release all of the Biju.
14. Do Kenken.
15. Do Sudoku.
16. Invite lots of random people into the base, and throw a party.
17. Prank call anyone in Konoha.
18. Prank call anyone in Suna.
19. Prank call Orochimaru.
20. Put up Christmas lights on Christmas night.
21. Eat Oreos.
22. Get huge tattoos.
23. Gamble for hours.
24. Gamble against Tsunade.
25. Play strip poker.
26. Play poker alone.
27. Buy candy.
28. Go trick or treating.
29. Go to a carnival.
30. Play Petz Dogz on the Wii if they ever DO get one.
31. Buy a phone and give anybody their number.
32. Play Monkey ball 2 if they ever get a Game cube.
33. Read fairytales to each other.
34. Run into a wall.
35. Run into a tree.
36. Sing the F-U-N song.
37. Buy Ipods.
38. Call one of you and ask for a cheeseburger.
39. Laugh like little school girls.
40. Form a cheerleader team.
41. Form a baseball team.
42. Form any kind of team excluding the Akatsuki.
43. Go to any convention.
44. Invent a sock convention.
45. Go to any school.
46. Give any demos.
47. Cry over something lame.
48. Wear smiley faces on their cloaks.
49. Draw pictures.
50. Forget all of their ninja skills.
51. Buy leashes for Deidara and Tobi.
52. Car jack someone even if there are any cars in Naruto.
53. Ride Barbie bikes.
54. Sing I'm a Barbie girl.
55. Sing anything.
56. Complain about loosing members.
57. Have sugar rushes.
58. Dance.
59. Watch Kangaroo Jack.
60. Watch any kids' movies.
61. Watch any movie.
62. Be extremely dramatic for a day.
63. Act like idiots for a day.
64. Quit on capturing the Biju.
65. Give high-fives.
66. Star in any movie except Naruto.
67. Plant trees.
68. Plant anything.
69. Get Comcast if they have a TV.
70. Look for the Easter Bunny.
71. Believe in Santa.
72. Talk in third person. (Excluding Tobi.)
73. Talk Gibberish.
74. Read drama.
75. Count with their fingers
76. Spaz when they get a Biju.
77. Act like excited school girls when they get a Biju.
78. Act like excited school girls alone.
79. Sing the camp fire song song.
80. Go to Dairy Queen and get star kisses.
81. Go to Burger King.
82. Go to IHOP.
83. Stalk.
84. Gather around a camp fire and roast marshmallows.
85. Make hotdogs, and sell them to travelers.
86. Eat doughnuts.
87. Eat cake.
88. Learn to type.
89. Learn to play tag.
90. Drink grape juice.
91. Drink apple juice.
92. Play any card games.
93. Order a large make your own Sunday with M&M's and Heath with hot fudge, rainbow sprinkles and 10 cherries minimum on it at Culvers.
94. Order a Sunday alone.
95. Learn to play hide and seek.
96. Look for the moon when it's a new moon.
97. Stare at the sun for hours.
98. Try to count all of the stars in the night sky.
99. Invite Tsunade over for a Sake drinking contest.
100. Read Fanfiction.
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