Hello there, this is Yubitsume. I got the idea to do this when I posted a picture on DA of Dark!Germany in harem style with several of the Hetalia girls, and one of my watchers made a really funny comment about it being like a split personality, and how akward it would be with the regular Germany if he switched back. Now keep in mind, I wrote this just for fun, really, so things won't be very plausible, and they won't be very serious either.

"Italy," Germany spoke, his tolerance running low. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The day had started out surprisingly easy for the German nation, unlike they way they usually did. He had woken up in his bed for a change, rather than his work desk, and Italy wasn't anywhere in sight. Things were looking positive, he had thought.

But then, he came down stairs to get a cup of coffee and not only found that Italy was there and had made a mess in his kitchen, but also for some reason, was accompanied by Russia, somebody who Germany definitely did not affiliate with. And who was playing with chemicals. With Italy. In his house. While he was asleep.

And just like that, things had gone down again.

"And please don't tell me that that's the smallpox virus." Germany grimaced, eyeing the multicolored viles of liquid suspiciously. It looked like they had set up some sort of lab experiment in his kitchen.

Russia chuckled softly. "Ha ha, no. l misplaced that years."

Germany froze. "Wait. what?"

The tall country laughed again, and Germany couldn't tell if he was enjoying his confusion, or if he was kidding about the whole thing. He prayed dearly for the latter.

"Hey, West!" He heard Prussia call.

Uh oh. Germany looked up to see his brother marching down the stairs, a dog leash in hand.

"Have you seen Aster? Austria wrote an unawesome comment on my blog, so I'm going to let her leave a little present on his front por-"

The albino froze when he finally got a view of the living room and saw Russia smiling at him.

Prussia stared back for a moment, his ruby colored eyes wide with shock.

"Nevermind." He said before turning on his heels and stumbling back up the stairs, being sure to get tangled in the dog leash and trip as much as possible.

Russia laughed some more after that, remarking on how he should really come to visit more often. Germany face palmed.

"Italy. Explain." He had to grind his teeth in order to keep from strangling the smaller nation.

"Ah, ah- umm, well, you see..." Italy choked out, sensing that Germany's anger was rising. "Do you remember America saying that he was having that science contest thingy?"

Germany's eyes narrowed as he thought of what his friend was saying. "I seem to recall it. Why?"

"I would say that the rest is pretty self explainatory, da?" Said Russia, pouring a bag of powder into a tub of dark purple liquid.

"Nobody asked you!" Germany snapped before realizing that the chemicals the larger country was tampering with were beginning to smoke dangerously. Acting on his instincts, Germany snatched the small tub and made a dash for the back door connected to his kitchen. But before he could even grasp the doorknob completely, It exploded right in his hands.

The reference to smallpox in there was something that my History teacher had told me about. Apparentlly, the disease is believed to not even exist anymore, having been wiped out. However, there are still two existing samples in the world that have been recorded. One in America, the other in Russia. So I think that it would be funny if the other countries kinda had a fear of that. A well placed fear.

Thanks a bunch for reading and have a very pasta day!