PROLOGUE
WHATS THE MEANING OF LIFE? WHAT HAPPENS ONCE YOU DIE? WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OD THE EGG? WHERES WALDO? IS A TOMATO A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE?
THESE ARE SOME OF EARTHS GREATEST MYSTERIES. EACH ONE WILL BE ANSWERED OVER THE COURSE OF THIS STORY.
CHAPTER 1
MY DAY STARTED OFF AS MOST MONDAYS DO, WITH AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN ME AND THE ALARM CLOCK. IT WANTS ME AWAKE, WHILE I WISH TO SLEEP. MR. ANNOYING(THE ALARM CLOCK) STARTED THE FIGHT BY CREATING A LOUD CONTINUOS BEEPING NOISE. I RETALIATED BY PUNCHING IT 'TILL I HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. THIS HAPPENED EVERY TEN MINUTES UNTIL 7;30 WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME I WAS ABOUT TO MISS THE BUS.
I HURRIEDLY THREW ON SOME CLOTHES, GRABBED A BAGLE, THEN DASHED TO THE BUS STOP. THERE I MET UP WITH MY FRIEND MAX.
"HEY ALLY" HE GREETED ME "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PISS OFF YOUR HAIRBRUSH.
"HUH" I SAID. HE COULD TELL I WAS CONFUSED SO HE HANDED ME A MIRROR. WHAT I SAW MADE ME WANT TO SHRIEK. PARTS OF MY HAIR WERE STICKING STRAIGHT UP AND I HAD ABOUT 4 MAJOR
DREADLOCKS LOOKING TANGLES. THERE SOMEHOW WAS A RED BOUNCY BALL ENTANGLED IN MY GOLDEN LOCKS. I HADENT HAD TIME TO BRUSH MY HAIR THAT MORNING, AND BOY WAS IT OBVIOUS.
QUICK AS A FLASH I RIPPED OUT THE BOUNCY BALL BUT BEFORE I COULD RUN HOME FOR A BRUSH, THE BUS ARRIVED. I GROANED. THIS WAS GOING TO BE A BAD DAY.
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BY THE TIME THIRD PERIOD ROLLED AROUND, I WAS STARTING TO WONDER IF I ANGERED A GOD OR SOMETHING. IT JUST ISNT NORMAL FOR THIS MUCH BAD STUFF TO HAPPEN IN ONE DAY. AND I STILL HAVE LUNCH AND THREE MORE PERIODS TO GO.
"ALISON" I TURNED MY ATTENTION TO MY TEACHER ,MR. SYE, "CAN YOU TELL ME THE ANSWER." I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE QUESTION WAS SO I JUST SAID 32. HE SIGHED AND GAVE ME DETENTION, RIGHT AFTER REMINDING ME THAT THIS WAS HISTORY, NOT MATH.