A/N In Soviet Russia, fanfic review you! Well, i'm not in Soviet Russia, so please review ^_^
Introduction
One day, Chuck Norris was watching YouTube. He came upon a video of a pop tart cat flying. Then, he found a video of a girl spinning a leek. Chuck then realized something. These videos were hilarious! He hadn't laughed this much since he took an arrow to the knee! It was then that he also had a burning question: which one was the best?
Instead of doing what a normal person would do, which was look up a list, he made a list! He made a list of 75 memes that he loved. The list went as follows:
Boxxy
Leek Spin
Falcon Punch
Pokémon
All your base
Angry German kid
Phoenix wright
Boom headshot
Chocolate rain dude
Admiral Ackbar
Vegeta
Dr. Octagonapus
Shoop-Da-Whoop
Leeroy Jenkins
Doc Lewis
Rick Astley
Techno Viking
Piccolo
WTF Boom!
Nyan Cat
Tacnayn
Long Cat
Keyboard Cat
Pedobear
Arrow to the knee
Trollface
Chuck Testa
Latarian Milton
Jimmy McMillan
Antoine Dodson
Weegee
Ken Lee
Tillman the skateboarding bulldog
M. Night Shyamalan
I can break these cuffs guy
Lonelygirl15
Kung Fu bear
Obama girl
Tourette's guy
Awesome Face
The most interesting man in the world
Epic beard man
Dancing Storm Trooper
Benny Lava
Ding fries are done dude
Peanut butter jelly banana
Sexy squidward
Billy Mays
Senator Ted Stevens
Tunak Tunak man
Charlie the Unicorn
M Bison
Captain Jack Sparrow
Inception animals
Cigar guy
Rebecca Black
Trololo guy
Hmmmm….what you say
Gummi Bear
Charlie Sheen
Spanish Inquisition
Dramatic Chipmunk
Kanye West
Lol limewire
GLaDOS
We like to party
Old Spice Man
Double rainbow guy
Juggernaut
Slender man
Sham-Wow
Y U No? face
Rainbow Bunchie
Mouth of Sauron
Rage face
He then sent out invites to each of these memes. The invites read like this:
Dear Memes,
I, Chuck Norris, the ruler of all, declare a contest! You specially selected memes will divide into teams and will fight for the title of my favorite! Good Luck! You're going to need it, as the loser will be forever doomed to have bad reviews! Once you have assembled your teams, come to my castle.
The Supreme Overlord of all,
Chuck Norris.
Each invitation also contained a list of all the contestants. The Ultimate Showdown had begun!
A/N Short, but I want some feedback before I go on. Should I even continue? Oh, and don't complain about my list of memes. You will be ignored, as I spent 2 full days in the weird part of YouTube getting the list together. And I tried to use the correct names and such as often as I could, but some were just sound clips, such as WTF Boom!. Teams next chapter, if I continue.