Glee gets freaky
by malkshake
One bright sunny day in Lima, Will Schuester awoke. He was completely naked and his bed was covered in jizz. "Wow, that was a great night" he said to his teddy bear. He smoked some dope and snorted some coke and got a good buzz going. Then he looked at some child porn. But then, he noticed he was two hours late for school. "Oh fuck" he said in annoyance. He got in his car and sped off, accidentally killing April, who was standing on a street corner. "Sorry" he said to her flattened body.
When he got to school, all the kids were already in the Glee room. "Hey bitches" he said. The kids didn't bother with the fact he was naked, because he usually was. "Who wants to fuck me?" he asked. But the children weren't listening, they were watching Brittany and Santana making out. Will pulled a dildo out of his ass and beat Brittany and Santana to death. "Now, who wants to fuck?" he asked again. Unfourtunately, the bell rang, and everyone started to leave. Will grabbed Rachel before she could escape and locked the door. Lots of commotion could be heard, but nobody in the halls cared.
After he finished with Rachel, he went outside, where he saw Artie and Tina trying to have sex. Artie was disabled and couldn't get an erection, and Tina couldn't stop laughing at Artie's pathetic penis. "What the fuck is going on here?" asked Will. "Mr Schue, we're trying to fuck but look at his penis!" Tina shouted. Will looked and they both started laughing again. "Fuck you" said Artie. Will pushed Artie's wheelchair down the hill they were on, where he rolled into traffic was promptly killed. Then he started having sex with Tina. Mercedes stopped to watch.
Meanwhile, in the school, Figgins was on the loudspeaker. "Kurt Hummel, get your sweet ass to my office." Kurt went into Figgins' office and started giving him a blowjob. This was their usual routine. Figgins had sex with all the kids of Mckinley high but Kurt was pretty much the only one who was willing. Just then, Jesse came into the office. He had a gun. "How dare you cheat on me you motherfucker!" he shouted at Figgins, who was his ex boyfriend. Then he shot Figgins, and Kurt choked on his dick out of shock and died as well. Mercedes came into the office to complain to Figgins that Will and Tina were having sex without using a condom. Then she noticed to horrible scene. "What the shit happened here?" she yelled in surprise. Jesse was crying like a bitch. Mercedes got out her trusty 1 ft long strap on dildo and put it on. Then she began to rape the fuck out of Jesse. He was moaning in pleasure but unfourtunately the dildo ripped up his internal organs and he died of internal bleeding. Seeing that her work was done, Mercedes made out with Kurt's dead body, then walked away to find something else to do.
In the hall, Finn and Puck had just finished having sex in a locker. Finn then decided to go see if there was anyone to buy weed off of. As he was wandering the halls, he saw Sue Sylvester making out with some of the Cheerios, Rachel about to go down on Quinn, and Terri and Emma making out. "Why the fuck are there so many dykes in this motherfucking school?" he said aloud. Rachel was so pissed at being called a dyke she snapped his neck and he died.
Will had finished having sex with Tina and wanted something else to do. He bought some weed of off Mike, but Mike overcharged him. "You fucking chink" he said to Mike, and did some weird kung fu shit on Mike and ended up killing him. He rolled a joint and started smoking it, and then walked over to the Chemistry room to see if they had any LSD in there. Unfourtunately, he dropped his joint near some explosive shit and the whole school blew up. And Glee was promptly cancelled from tv.
The end.