Rating: K+
Pairings: McKay/Cadman
Summary: Laura knows a secret and won't tell Rodney
Disclaimer: Don't own any of it.
Authors Notes: The idea for this drabble/vignette came to me after a line in Waiting for God, a TV show about two trouble making OAP's in a retirement village.
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"Why won't you tell me?" whined Rodney McKay
"Because there's nothing to say," replied Laura Cadman
"I know you and Sheppard are planning something, I want to know what it is" he replied
"God you are such a kid, you remind me of my sister she was always hanging around wanting to know what was going on with me and my friends" she said.
"So what's going on?" he asked
"Nothing that concerns you" she said
"Please Laura, tell me" begged Rodney.
"For the last time, I'm not telling you because it's nothing to do with you, stop acting like a child" Laura replied
"If you don't tell me I'll...I'll..." he began
"What? Hold your breath until you go blue in the face, grow up Rodney" she sneered
"I'll...I'll drag you into my bed and screw you until give up" he retorted. Laura's mouth formed into an 'O' as his words sunk in then she grinned and licked her lips,
"My lips are sealed" she replied.