SUZAKU CO. GO SEXUALLY INSANE
By. Crazy Lady
Disclaimers: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, or anything else. ::cries:: Can I at least
have them for a night? No?! ::cries even more::
Author's notes: Ok, I know you guys all hate this and just half the time skip it, but please listen! ::everybody ignores her:: No respect. -.-;;; ANYWAY, for those listening to
me, this story is for those of open minds. Mostly to open minded Christians, ect, for the
reason why is because the word Jesus is used in this story. Please note that if you
can't stand someone referring something as Jesus then please leave. I'm saying this
because I have gotten cussed out for saying something which was nicknamed Jesus.
-.-;; Anyway, if you wish to flame me after reading this story, for those I haven't chased
off. Then please do it in a NICE way. Not cussing me out kinda way. I enjoy comments
and all but not something which has me being cussed out. Also this story is based on
the jokes that me and my friends have come up with over some time. Now after talking
your ears off, enjoy the story! ^.^
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Tasuki: *wearing tight black pants and a button down, white, silk, T-shirt, that's opened
and revealing his muscled chest and abdomen, smirks at everyone*
Chichiri: O.O
Mitsukake: O.O
Chiriko: O.O
Nuriko: O.O
Tamahome: O.O
Hotohori: O.O
Miaka: O.O
Tasuki: *winks at you suggestively, slowly and gently sliding his left hand fingertips on
the inside of his left thigh, slowly moves his fingertips up his thigh till he reaches his
crouch, then let's his fingertips rest there*
Rest Of Suzaku Co.: *watching on, blushing scarlet, while staring at his fingertips*
Tasuki: *indicates to his crouch while smiling sexily at you* Would you like to meet
Jesus?
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Tamahome: *whistling absentmindedly, while walking down one of the palace hallways,
turns around a corner and suddenly stops short, seeing Miaka* Miaka..
Miaka: *looks up at hearing her name and sees Tamahome, stares at him* Tamahome..
Tamahome: Miaka..
Miaka: Tamahome..
Tamahome: Miaka.. *starts to walk towards her, while staring at her lovingly*
Miaka: Tamahome... *starts to walk towards him, meeting him half way*
Tamahome: Miaka.. *wraps his muscled arms around her gently, bends his head down
slowly towards her face, kisses her*
Miaka: *kisses Tamahome back*
Tamahome: *slowly slides his tongue into her mouth*
Miaka: *moans softly in the back of her throat and some what into his mouth, slowly
starts to run her hands all over his body*
Miaka and Tamahome: *become involved in a passionate embrace, thank God for the
two that no one came by*
Tamahome: *after a few minutes breaks the kiss, his lungs screaming for air, pants,
blushes slightly at realizing what he's doing* Miaka?... Could I ask you something?...
Miaka: *blushing a darker red then Tamahome, panting from the lack of air in her lungs
also* What is it Tamahome?
Tamahome: Could you?... Could you pet 'puppy' please? *indicates down to the bulge
in his pants, blushes an even deeper shade of red*
Miaka: *blushes an even deeper shade of red also at realizing what he means* Only if
you pet 'kitty'. *gently places a hand on her pussy suggestivly*
Tamahome: *eyes sparkle, grins madly* Would I EVER! *grabs Miaka and runs off to
the nearest empty bed room available. Soon after odd noises, similar to moaning and groaning, is heard from there*
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Mitsukake: * in the palace library, looking up at the one of the high shelves* Chiriko?...
Pass me the ladder, please?
Chiriko: *looking at a book, getting down from a short ladder, doesn't look up from his
book* Sure. *slides the short ladder to Mitsukake, unnoticeable fast*
Mitsukake: *turns around* Than- *suddenly the little sliding ladder slides full force right
into his crouch, making him double over and cry out in pain*
Chiriko:*looks up quickly at hearing Mitsukake cry out in pain, sees him doubled over in
pain and realizes what happened, eyes widen* Mitsukake! *runs over to him, worried*
Mitsukake? Are you all right?
Mitsukake: * holding his painfully throbbing jewels, doubled over, looks up painfully at
Chiriko, moans softly* Ooohhhh... There goes little Johnny...
Chiriko: *tears start to well up in his large, childish, green eyes* Little Johnny?...
Mitsukake: *nods sadly* And little Suzie too..
Chiriko: *tears cling to his eyelashes* Not little Suzie too!
Mitsukake: *sighs sadly* I'm afraid so..
Chiriko: *cries*
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Nuriko: *walking around the palace garden, dressed up as Lady Korin, sees Hotohori
standing on one of the bridges* Hello your Majesty...
Hotohori: *looks up and sees Nuriko, smiles at him* Why hello there Nuriko.
Nurko: * walks up to Hotohori, and stands next to him. Looks out into the water, saying
nothing*
Hotohori: *goes back to looking out into the water, all is quiet between them*
Nuriko: *suddenly turns around without warning and grabs the front of Hotohori's shirt*
YOUR MAJESTY! I NEED A MAN!
Hotohori: *stares at Nuriko calmly* ... *snaps his fingers while staring at Nuriko*
*Suddenly the music to 'Deals on Wheels' comes on and people come out half naked
out of no where, all of them starts dancing and singing* HOERS ON WHEELS! FOR
YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET IT WHEN YOUR JOB IS YOUR CREDIT! HOERS ON
WHEELS! *Suddenly a chart full of almost naked women and men, which are hoers, go
rolling by in the chart*
Nuriko: *eyes are closed, left eye brow twitching, while still holding onto the front of
Hotorhori's shirt*
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Tasuki: *laying down without wearing his T-shirt, head thrown back in pleasure,
eyes closed, cries out to you* JESUS IS COMING! LOOK BUSY!!!
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Author's Notes 2: Ok, I know some of you are about to kill me about the whole Jesus
thing, but please listen. I wasn't saying that Jesus is a dick in this story. I was saying
that Tasuki had nick named his penis Jesus, NOT that Jesus IS A DICK! The reason
why I say this is because I had told someone that one of my friend had nicked named
his penis Jesus, and the guy thought I was saying Jesus was a dick, and then cussed
me out. Which I wasn't. -.-;; Just to let you know about this. Well, I hope you enjoyed this story. For loved it? Hated it? Reply and tell me what you think. If you wish me to continue this then just say so. I'm not planning on continuing this. Depends on how many reviews I get and how many ask for more. So we'll see. Till then, byez! ^.^
By. Crazy Lady
Disclaimers: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, or anything else. ::cries:: Can I at least
have them for a night? No?! ::cries even more::
Author's notes: Ok, I know you guys all hate this and just half the time skip it, but please listen! ::everybody ignores her:: No respect. -.-;;; ANYWAY, for those listening to
me, this story is for those of open minds. Mostly to open minded Christians, ect, for the
reason why is because the word Jesus is used in this story. Please note that if you
can't stand someone referring something as Jesus then please leave. I'm saying this
because I have gotten cussed out for saying something which was nicknamed Jesus.
-.-;; Anyway, if you wish to flame me after reading this story, for those I haven't chased
off. Then please do it in a NICE way. Not cussing me out kinda way. I enjoy comments
and all but not something which has me being cussed out. Also this story is based on
the jokes that me and my friends have come up with over some time. Now after talking
your ears off, enjoy the story! ^.^
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tasuki: *wearing tight black pants and a button down, white, silk, T-shirt, that's opened
and revealing his muscled chest and abdomen, smirks at everyone*
Chichiri: O.O
Mitsukake: O.O
Chiriko: O.O
Nuriko: O.O
Tamahome: O.O
Hotohori: O.O
Miaka: O.O
Tasuki: *winks at you suggestively, slowly and gently sliding his left hand fingertips on
the inside of his left thigh, slowly moves his fingertips up his thigh till he reaches his
crouch, then let's his fingertips rest there*
Rest Of Suzaku Co.: *watching on, blushing scarlet, while staring at his fingertips*
Tasuki: *indicates to his crouch while smiling sexily at you* Would you like to meet
Jesus?
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Tamahome: *whistling absentmindedly, while walking down one of the palace hallways,
turns around a corner and suddenly stops short, seeing Miaka* Miaka..
Miaka: *looks up at hearing her name and sees Tamahome, stares at him* Tamahome..
Tamahome: Miaka..
Miaka: Tamahome..
Tamahome: Miaka.. *starts to walk towards her, while staring at her lovingly*
Miaka: Tamahome... *starts to walk towards him, meeting him half way*
Tamahome: Miaka.. *wraps his muscled arms around her gently, bends his head down
slowly towards her face, kisses her*
Miaka: *kisses Tamahome back*
Tamahome: *slowly slides his tongue into her mouth*
Miaka: *moans softly in the back of her throat and some what into his mouth, slowly
starts to run her hands all over his body*
Miaka and Tamahome: *become involved in a passionate embrace, thank God for the
two that no one came by*
Tamahome: *after a few minutes breaks the kiss, his lungs screaming for air, pants,
blushes slightly at realizing what he's doing* Miaka?... Could I ask you something?...
Miaka: *blushing a darker red then Tamahome, panting from the lack of air in her lungs
also* What is it Tamahome?
Tamahome: Could you?... Could you pet 'puppy' please? *indicates down to the bulge
in his pants, blushes an even deeper shade of red*
Miaka: *blushes an even deeper shade of red also at realizing what he means* Only if
you pet 'kitty'. *gently places a hand on her pussy suggestivly*
Tamahome: *eyes sparkle, grins madly* Would I EVER! *grabs Miaka and runs off to
the nearest empty bed room available. Soon after odd noises, similar to moaning and groaning, is heard from there*
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Mitsukake: * in the palace library, looking up at the one of the high shelves* Chiriko?...
Pass me the ladder, please?
Chiriko: *looking at a book, getting down from a short ladder, doesn't look up from his
book* Sure. *slides the short ladder to Mitsukake, unnoticeable fast*
Mitsukake: *turns around* Than- *suddenly the little sliding ladder slides full force right
into his crouch, making him double over and cry out in pain*
Chiriko:*looks up quickly at hearing Mitsukake cry out in pain, sees him doubled over in
pain and realizes what happened, eyes widen* Mitsukake! *runs over to him, worried*
Mitsukake? Are you all right?
Mitsukake: * holding his painfully throbbing jewels, doubled over, looks up painfully at
Chiriko, moans softly* Ooohhhh... There goes little Johnny...
Chiriko: *tears start to well up in his large, childish, green eyes* Little Johnny?...
Mitsukake: *nods sadly* And little Suzie too..
Chiriko: *tears cling to his eyelashes* Not little Suzie too!
Mitsukake: *sighs sadly* I'm afraid so..
Chiriko: *cries*
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Nuriko: *walking around the palace garden, dressed up as Lady Korin, sees Hotohori
standing on one of the bridges* Hello your Majesty...
Hotohori: *looks up and sees Nuriko, smiles at him* Why hello there Nuriko.
Nurko: * walks up to Hotohori, and stands next to him. Looks out into the water, saying
nothing*
Hotohori: *goes back to looking out into the water, all is quiet between them*
Nuriko: *suddenly turns around without warning and grabs the front of Hotohori's shirt*
YOUR MAJESTY! I NEED A MAN!
Hotohori: *stares at Nuriko calmly* ... *snaps his fingers while staring at Nuriko*
*Suddenly the music to 'Deals on Wheels' comes on and people come out half naked
out of no where, all of them starts dancing and singing* HOERS ON WHEELS! FOR
YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET IT WHEN YOUR JOB IS YOUR CREDIT! HOERS ON
WHEELS! *Suddenly a chart full of almost naked women and men, which are hoers, go
rolling by in the chart*
Nuriko: *eyes are closed, left eye brow twitching, while still holding onto the front of
Hotorhori's shirt*
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Tasuki: *laying down without wearing his T-shirt, head thrown back in pleasure,
eyes closed, cries out to you* JESUS IS COMING! LOOK BUSY!!!
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Author's Notes 2: Ok, I know some of you are about to kill me about the whole Jesus
thing, but please listen. I wasn't saying that Jesus is a dick in this story. I was saying
that Tasuki had nick named his penis Jesus, NOT that Jesus IS A DICK! The reason
why I say this is because I had told someone that one of my friend had nicked named
his penis Jesus, and the guy thought I was saying Jesus was a dick, and then cussed
me out. Which I wasn't. -.-;; Just to let you know about this. Well, I hope you enjoyed this story. For loved it? Hated it? Reply and tell me what you think. If you wish me to continue this then just say so. I'm not planning on continuing this. Depends on how many reviews I get and how many ask for more. So we'll see. Till then, byez! ^.^