This is what confusion tastes like

By: Brittzers

Disclaimer: I do not own HBK, Hunter, Cena, Edge, or any wrestlers mentioned in the fan fiction however I would like to, minus Cena, but it would never happen ever in life, sadly.

A/N: Uh yeah, I am a person who likes to insert 'inside jokes' my sister and I have this joke about Shane & Big Show (who we like to call 'Fat Show') but anyways, yeah, if you take offense to it, it will make you look really stupid because you weren't meant to understand it in the first place. Plzkthx.

Shawn walked back stage, slowly and impatiently, just wanting to get to his hotel room and rest for the night. He's had a long night, all of this wrestling really starts to get to you after a while, sure, he loves to wrestle, but sometimes it just takes a rather large toll on you, it's crazy. The show was amazing, however, today they wrestled in Shawn's hometown – San Antonio, Texas. His family and friends were there, cheering him on as he met his victory to Cena by sweet chin music. It was very necessary for him to win the match, especially in his hometown, it would've been all right for him to lose, but Cena didn't want things to 'go down like dat' in his hometown. Shawn walked by, what they considered, the cafeteria of the wrestling Arena. There had only been two people there, Big Show and Shane-o-Mac, of course, eating. Shane had about two or three Twinkies and was eating them at about the same time. Big show, on the other hand, happened to be eating a salad, mind his business. Shane looked over at him, white cream from the Twinkie clear on his pouted lips and cleft chin. He narrowed his little beady eyes and began to speak to him,

"You're Fat"

After Shane said that, Big show looked up at him, vegetables falling onto his plate from his mouth as he looked at him, he too, with narrowed eyes,

"Well, you're short!"

"Shut up!"

Shane exclaimed and pushed Big show's shoulder, barely even moving him from where he sat in his crouched manner over top of his salad.

"You shut up, man!"

Big show returned, lifting a rather large hand and giving Shane a push that had apparently sent Shane's inferior frame flying across the room and then the cafeteria brawl commenced.

Shawn never stood around to watch the whole fight, he usually just walked away, shaking his head and laughing. He continued to walk threw the hallway, passing Shelton Benjamin, giving a slight wave. Shelton was pretty much being smothered by the local sluts of the WWE Candice, Torrie, Victoria, Lita, and some how (how ever she got here) Kelly Kelly. How Shelton gets these girls – I do know, it's a mystery. Moving on, Shawn's eyes moved from Shelton and to his feet, it wouldn't be long before he had made it to the 'exit' door and then out of the arena it's self. He finally looked up, his eyes seemed to shine and glitter at the sight many feet before him. It was his best friend, Hunter, standing at the other end of the hallway, having just walked out of the wrestling area himself, he too was ready to hit the sack at a local hotel room. Shawn's lips slowly spread into just the happiest grin that he can make up. He loved seeing Hunter, it always brought joy to him, it always made him feel good to see Hunter. No, not just because he was pretty much guaranteed a good fuck on the road, but because he was his best friend. I know what you're thinking, Shawn's married, he can't just have sex with anyone, yeah, well, and that's where you're wrong. Shawn isn't married, not anymore, his wife divorced him a bit ago, sure, Shawn was heartbroken, but Hunter fixed that right up.

Shawn and Hunter used to do a lot of things together before Hunter had got hitched, now, the only thing they get to do is get a good sexual encounter every now and then when Stephanie doesn't come to visit, which is usually once out of two weeks. It's been a while since they've actually spent time with each other without being in a wrestling scene. Shawn was a bit bothered by their lack of time but being with him at all is enough for him. Shawn walked closer to him and opened his arms, wrapping them around Hunter's neck, locking there and being embraced in a tight hug. He closed his eyes and still smiled, this hug was as if they hadn't seen each other in years. Shawn buried his face into Hunter's neck, being sure not to give off any strong emotions into the hug because they were supposed to be keeping their relationship a secret and no one is to know. Hunter wrapped his arms around Shawn's waist, his face along side Shawn's hair, taking in the scent of it; it kind of smells like apples and other fruits, Shawn likes his shampoo fruity. Hunter held him for a few moments before pulling away, his nose running gently, now, threw the moisture of Shawn's hair. Hunter looked down awkwardly at his shoes, biting on the corner of his lower lip before looking back at Shawn, smiling slightly,

"Nice match, buddy"

Hunter complemented, Shawn grinned softly, biting his lower lip and scratching his head, his lips curling into a big smile. He looked back up at Hunter, shrugging a bit as he scratched his head slightly,

"Yeah…it was nothing. Cena and I are just…we're amazing in the ring together. I had a good time."

Hunter smiled as Shawn spoke, and he got closer to him, running his fingers threw Shawn's moist hair then he caressed Shawn's chin gently. Shawn's blue eyes stayed connected with Hunter's brown ones, his lips pressed together as he stepped closer. Shawn's eyes shifted a bit, looking from left to right, then back at Hunter and he raised his brows,

"…Right here?"

Shawn asks, a bit paranoid, they had never kissed in public; it was always in the dark or in the privacy of their hotel rooms…but never in the middle of the halls. Hunter smiled and leaned in more, shrugging slightly,

"I don't care anymore…"

He whispers, his other hand going to caress Shawn's other cheek, rubbing it softly as he leaned in slightly until a high pitched voice sounded from behind Hunter.

"Hey baby!"

Hunter stopped in his tracks, removing his hands and letting them rest at his sides, he turned around and put on a smile. He opened his arms and wrapped them tightly around Stephanie's body, holding her close, picking her up and spinning her around. He put her down and sat her down in front of Shawn with her back was facing Shawn. She lifted onto her toes and kissed his lips gently, making little noises before she pulled away slowly.

"Uh, what are you up to, hun?"

She asked, her eyes never once met Shawn - she never even looked at him. Hunter shrugged a bit, his eyes shifting from Stephanie and then behind her, looking at Shawn. Shawn's blue eyes had disconnected themselves, they had begun to look around and down at his shoes. Hunter looked back at Stephanie and shrugged a bit,

"Uh…Nothing – Nothing really…Just talking to Shawn"

Stephanie turned around to see…no one.

"Shawn? Where?"

She asks, turning back around with a confused face. Hunter looked behind her and didn't see Shawn either. He pouted a bit,

"No where."

He says, sighing slightly.

Shawn had eventually made it to the hotel, after at least 30 minutes, he walked to the hotel room that he shares with Hunter and enters it, shutting the door and sighs.

"Stephanie…damn Stephanie…"

He mutters underneath his breath as he lays down onto the bed, closing his eyes, throwing his arm over his face, covering his eyes and letting out a breath. He had ended up falling asleep and for what felt like seconds was actually hours when he felt the bed sink in beside him. He opened his eyes, seeing Hunter's back turned towards him. He heard clutter at the floor, it was Hunter taking off his shoes and just tossing them to the floor. Usually when Hunter would take his shoes off, he'd just sat them down…but he tosses them down. He was upset about something. Shawn lifted from the bed, smiling a bit as he got onto his knees, wrapping his arms around Hunter's neck. Shawn kissed the side of Hunters face and smiled more,

"Hey…"

He says softly,

"Not now, Shawn"

Hunter said, a bit angrily. It was obvious that Hunter was angry, and it was at Shawn. Damn.

"What's wrong, now, Hunter? What? What did Shawn do this time?"

Shawn asked, pulling off of him and sitting at the edge of the bed,

"Why'd you leave like that?"

Hunter asked, turning to look at him,

"Why'd I – You're not glad I did? If I would've stayed, you would've ignored me anyways"

"Oh, Shawn don't give me that again…"

"It's true! When ever Stephanie shows her face, you turn all of your attention from me to her!"

"Well, I'm Sorry, Shawn, that I can't give all of my attention to you. I'm sorry that you're such an attention hog! Shawn – Not everything's about you!"

Hunter yelled, Shawn didn't even want to argue; he couldn't stand arguing with Hunter. Especially on this topic…he always lost one way or another – the way he usually loses is when Hunter brings up the fact that Stephanie is his wife and she should be treated as such. Shawn got up and walked towards the door,

"I'm sleeping over at Cena's…Come and get me when you come to your senses…"

He says, leaving the room and slamming the door shut behind him. Hunter sat on the bed, the argument went too fast but he was too angry to think about it.

He hated arguing with Shawn. He always felt like the loser.