Author's Note
This was originally going to be a one shot, but I had all of these other ideas so I just decided to combine them all. I wouldn't exactly categorize this as "crime," considering there isn't much to it. I just didn't know what else to label this as. If anything, it's probably just a giant gore.
So if you can't handle a lot of intense violence, then you probably shouldn't read this story.
Pleasedon'thateme,Idon'treccomenddrugs, but I got the idea one day when I was reaaally high tothepointthatIwasretardedandcouldn'tthinkstraight, and although it was fun at first, I wondered what it would be like to someone who had no idea what was going on, so that's what started it all. And then the rest of the story just came to me haaa.
Forgive me asfhjsdgk. I don't normally stray away from Zelda themes, especially if it's going to be a full-fledged story, but I was already writing this one-shot and now it's happening. I tried to keep it as close to the Hyrule setting as I could.
I don't plan on this being a long story, so it will only be about five chapters or so. Hopefully you'll enjoy this! Thanks for reading.