40 things I won't do to the Fruits Basket Gang
I will not dip Kyo or Shigure in a flea bath
I will not ask Haru for milk.
I will not leave Ritsu in the zoo
I will not tease Ritsu's way of dressing
I will not hitch Rin to a wagon,and yell " giddy up!"
I will not meow in Kyo's precense
I will not hum," Who let the dogs out," in Shigure's precense
I will not ask Akito if she has a god complex
I will not leave Hatori at the aquarium, in a vain attempt to get him to got," Back to the sea."
I will not cover Yuki's room in mousetraps.
I will not switch Kureno's alarm noise,to a rooster's crow
I will not throw carrots at Momiji
I will not provoke Kyo
I will not lock Ayame outside during the winter
I will not try to shear Hiro
I will not leave Kisa at the zoo
I will not lock Kagura in a room with Kyo
I will not dump a bucket of slop on Kagura
I will not ask Hanajima about her "mind powers"
I will not lock Kyo and Yuki in a room together
I will not ask Kyo about his thoughts,on his sensei and Hanajima living under the same roof
I will not ask Arisa to beat people up for me
I will not freak out Ritsu
I will not freak out Tohru
I will not put a saddle on Rin
I wil not moo everytime Haru passes
I will not sing "Mary had a little lamb", or " Baa Baa Black Sheep" around Hiro
I will not use Hanajima to scare people
I will not try to turn Ayame into a belt or pair of shoes
I will not whistle the My Little Pony theme song aroung Rin
I will not try to shut Momiji in a cage,no mattter how cute he is
I will not say "Got Milk",around Haru
Regardless of humor value,putting a flea collar on Shigure isn't allowed
Yuki doesn't want to talk to the rats in my wall
Haru,Hiro,Rin,Kureno and Kagura don't want to be left on the farm
Kyo doesn't want to use the litter box
Tohru doesn't need to be pranked, no matter how funny the prank
Akito doesn't like it when I bow down to her
Kisa doesn't need me to hum "Eye of the Tiger " around her
Kyo doesn't want to be offered Fancy Feast,Meow Mix,Tuna or a saucer of milk