Disclaimer: Lord Vetinari, the Watchmen and some others who might appear or be mentioned belong to Terry Pratchett.
A/N: Just some weird idea I had in music lesson and thought of as quite funny.
Education for the Watch
Prologue
Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh and Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, starred at Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, in disbelieve.
"Sorry, sir, I must have misunderstood you.", Vimes said.
"Oh, I think you understood me perfectly well, Commander. I think the the Watchmen, including you, are not as well educated as they should be as public servants. As far as I know some of your men can't even read."
"Oh, surely you mean Sergeant Detritus, he-"
"-I am not talking about Sergeant Detritus, neither about any of the other trolls."
Vimes stayed silent.
"You and your men will attend classes I organized for you after work for the next two or three weeks, depending on your progress. It will become more if you don't attend classes or refuse to work for them. You may leave now."
Vimes stood up and slowly left the room. He was not at all looking forward to tell these news to his men.
Ok, that was the prologue. Please review and tell me what you think about it. You may also tell me if there's any Watchman you'd like to see in a special class. Like Detritus in Maths. Ideas in general are welcome. But please leave your email or sign in so I can contact you if I don't know a subject etc.
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