Lleia: Hi peoples! Okay, so Kat, Zoe, and I are writing a fanfic together. Why? BECAUSE WE FELT LIKE IT! What do you have to say Zoe?
Zoe: I've been really hyper all day, and gotta pee, but I'm too lazy to move, anything else Kat?
Kat: Well, yes! We're all together at my house 'cause we just finished making lip balm! I can't wait to sell! But, we gotta focus on the point. We are going to pick first an enemy from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood that we really hate (AKA Kimbly) and we will write like this on what we would do to them if we kept them captive. First we're starting off with who I hate the most, Kimbly. Lleia is gonna start with what she'd do. Lleia?
Lleia: Wait wait wait! I'm not done talking, and you spelled Kimblee wrong! All right:
1. We don't own Fullmetal Alchemist anything.
2. It will be based mostly off Brotherhood and manga.
3. There may be some slight spoilers. Kat hasn't finished watching yet, so nothing past episode… 40! I think that's it, so I guess I'll start!
Lleia
Mwahahahaha! I kidnapped Kimblee! Creepy little freak.
Zoe
Kimblee ku gu Ramm! Ra ec y ycc! Ra'c cred! Tysh Kimblee! TYSH KIMBLEE GU RAMM!
Lleia
Zoe! Ok, so apparently we kidnapped Kimblee. So let's start the torture. Kat, Zoe, you remember my island? You remember the metal bat? You remember the Christmas party with Kafi and Panini? Do you get what I'm saying?
Zoe
YES! *grabs baseball bat and beats Kimblee with it as he squirms, tied and gagged* Take that you cred! Ku gu Ramm! Ku gu Ramm! Tysh oui! Tysh! DIE!
Lleia
Quit it with the Al Behd speaking, Zoe! Kat's turn…..
Kat
Whoa! STOP THE VIOLENCE! So insolent! You need to go straight for the active volcano. Then, before that, use him as a punching bag to get him nice and tender :D. Lol, I love this game. AND I CAN SPELL KIMBLEE DIFFERENTLY IF I WANT TO. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY. K? And anyway. *beats with Armstrong's hand thingies on wrist with spikes*
Zoe
Spell it right or don't say it at all! *smacks Kimblee with baseball bat*
Lleia
*sigh* This is supposed to be about the characters. Anyways *injects Kimblee with Philosophers stone* this will make it more fun *shoots him repeatedly with gun* because now he can't die!
Zoe
WTF! Lleia! NOW WE CAN'T KILL HIM! Why'd you do that?
Kat
Meh. Immortal means 'not dead yet' I can fix that *shoots with laser gun, then runs over with steam roller* This is even funner 'cause I can't drive yet! XD
Zoe
Did you get that from Soul Eater? And, funner's not a word. Uh-Oh. *pokes Kimblee with a stick* VILG! The Philosophers stone killed him, L that's no fun. *sigh* Ok, next character. Can they be cute? Can we let them talk too?
Lleia
Cute? What do you mean? like, not torture-able? Ooh! I know just who to get! See you next time!
Zoe & Kat
BAIIIII!