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A/N: Hi, this is my first and sad attempt at a humorous fic. Please review, it would mean a lot. Thanx.
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Far from the west (from where I sit) stand six red haired people, a female teen with brown unmanageable hair, and male teen with jet black hair, dazzling green eyes, and glasses. These assorted humans are off to visit Ron Weasley's brother Bill.
So once again the Weasley's had just enough money to travel to one of the hottest places on earth. Where the longest river in the world flows beside the place where they are at.
(A/N: You guess where they are, this is my intro to my story)
Hermione Granger the all smart and sophisticated girl in the entire wizarding world was bouncing up and down in front of Ron's mother, Mrs. Weasley.
"Oh please, oh please, Mrs. Weasley may we go on a dig, please?!" she asked, hyperly.
Ginny, Ron's younger sister was right beside her begging her mother also. Ron grabbed Harry by the arm and looked him fiercely in the eye.
"Please don't go with them!" he pleaded with his best bud.
"But it sounds--" Harry was cut off.
"No it doesn't. I've been on one of those... they make you slave away in the hot sand, in the hot sun, on one of the hottest days of the year. Why don't we go to the pyramids instead, they are way cooler." he said trying to persuade Harry.
"He is right mate." George said, poking into their conversation.
"Exactly with all the tombs, traps, suffocating rooms we can shove the two of you in. It will be a blast.... for us anyway." Fred laughed and walked away.
"But Ron. What Hermione was saying, it made the Dig sound really interesting." Harry said turning to Hermione and Ginny's plead to go, listening for the answer.
"Fine." Ron's eyes were filling up with tears. "You go. I'll have fun on my own being stuffed in all those traps and rooms and such." Ron turned around to walk out the door when something seemed to catch his attention. "Wait, that wasn't fun the last time they did that to me... Alright I'll come with you to the horrible dig." Ron said sulking.
"Great! We get to throw you into holes then." George said happily.
Harry tried to suppress a giggle but came into a roaring laugh. Ron went up and punched him in the arm.
*
Voldemort was prancing (ahem pacing) up and down a hallway thinking about all the cruel ways of harming all the wizards in the world, especially Harry Potter, and especially Dumbledore. Well, while he was pacing in great thought and happiness, a noise interrupted him. Some sort of screaming that he was not causing. Walking in anger to the source of the noise, he found Wormtail sitting on a comfy chair with a bright picture changing, box in front of him.
"What is that!" he screeched looking at the bright box.
"A television set," Wormtail said like Voldemort wasn't there. "I stole it. Want to watch the rest of the movie that I stole also?" he asked stuffing some popcorn in his mouth.
"Um, is it about world domination?" Voldemort asked hopefully.
"Erm... it's a Walt Disney. Aladdin of be precise."
"Ahh.." Voldemort sat down none the less and watched the movie with him.
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The Weasley's and their added children were at a fossil digging site near the Nile river (the river I was talking about earlier.)
"Ooh! A foot imprint." Hermione said happily taking a brown white rock thing out of the river's bed.
Harry was looking deeper in the river, wadding in the water he stumbled. Falling into the muddy river he felt something under his butt. Jumping up thinking it was a crab or something found something extraordinary. 'A gold piece!' Picking it up, found it wasn't gold at all but a oil burning lamp. With a gasp he started to jump up and down in happiness, ready to yell that he had found something. Then a sneaky thought came into his head, and he quickly stuffed it into the pack he had with him.
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About five minutes before the movie ended (when Genie was turning Jafar into a genie) Voldemort left, saying he needed to do something. When he came back Wormtail's eyes were glistening.
"What did I miss?" he asked looking at Wormtail in confusion.
"Nothing." he said in a shuddering breath. "It was a happy ending."
Voldemort gave him an evil eye.
"Jafar won." he lied a smiled coming to his lips.
"And I missed it?" he asked.
"Yeah.. sorry my lord." Wormtail said and took out the movie making it disappear.
Voldemort sat down, "I have an idea." he said all of a sudden.
"Really what is it, may I ask, my lord?"
"Genies are real." he smiled wickedly. "Oh, Wormtail. Go find one will you? I'll give you one wish if you do."
"Okay.. where should I look?" Wormtail asked happily.
"River beds, black market, Saudi Arabia.. places like that."
Wormtail smiled then disapparated.
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A/N: Hi, this is my first and sad attempt at a humorous fic. Please review, it would mean a lot. Thanx.
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Far from the west (from where I sit) stand six red haired people, a female teen with brown unmanageable hair, and male teen with jet black hair, dazzling green eyes, and glasses. These assorted humans are off to visit Ron Weasley's brother Bill.
So once again the Weasley's had just enough money to travel to one of the hottest places on earth. Where the longest river in the world flows beside the place where they are at.
(A/N: You guess where they are, this is my intro to my story)
Hermione Granger the all smart and sophisticated girl in the entire wizarding world was bouncing up and down in front of Ron's mother, Mrs. Weasley.
"Oh please, oh please, Mrs. Weasley may we go on a dig, please?!" she asked, hyperly.
Ginny, Ron's younger sister was right beside her begging her mother also. Ron grabbed Harry by the arm and looked him fiercely in the eye.
"Please don't go with them!" he pleaded with his best bud.
"But it sounds--" Harry was cut off.
"No it doesn't. I've been on one of those... they make you slave away in the hot sand, in the hot sun, on one of the hottest days of the year. Why don't we go to the pyramids instead, they are way cooler." he said trying to persuade Harry.
"He is right mate." George said, poking into their conversation.
"Exactly with all the tombs, traps, suffocating rooms we can shove the two of you in. It will be a blast.... for us anyway." Fred laughed and walked away.
"But Ron. What Hermione was saying, it made the Dig sound really interesting." Harry said turning to Hermione and Ginny's plead to go, listening for the answer.
"Fine." Ron's eyes were filling up with tears. "You go. I'll have fun on my own being stuffed in all those traps and rooms and such." Ron turned around to walk out the door when something seemed to catch his attention. "Wait, that wasn't fun the last time they did that to me... Alright I'll come with you to the horrible dig." Ron said sulking.
"Great! We get to throw you into holes then." George said happily.
Harry tried to suppress a giggle but came into a roaring laugh. Ron went up and punched him in the arm.
*
Voldemort was prancing (ahem pacing) up and down a hallway thinking about all the cruel ways of harming all the wizards in the world, especially Harry Potter, and especially Dumbledore. Well, while he was pacing in great thought and happiness, a noise interrupted him. Some sort of screaming that he was not causing. Walking in anger to the source of the noise, he found Wormtail sitting on a comfy chair with a bright picture changing, box in front of him.
"What is that!" he screeched looking at the bright box.
"A television set," Wormtail said like Voldemort wasn't there. "I stole it. Want to watch the rest of the movie that I stole also?" he asked stuffing some popcorn in his mouth.
"Um, is it about world domination?" Voldemort asked hopefully.
"Erm... it's a Walt Disney. Aladdin of be precise."
"Ahh.." Voldemort sat down none the less and watched the movie with him.
*
The Weasley's and their added children were at a fossil digging site near the Nile river (the river I was talking about earlier.)
"Ooh! A foot imprint." Hermione said happily taking a brown white rock thing out of the river's bed.
Harry was looking deeper in the river, wadding in the water he stumbled. Falling into the muddy river he felt something under his butt. Jumping up thinking it was a crab or something found something extraordinary. 'A gold piece!' Picking it up, found it wasn't gold at all but a oil burning lamp. With a gasp he started to jump up and down in happiness, ready to yell that he had found something. Then a sneaky thought came into his head, and he quickly stuffed it into the pack he had with him.
*
About five minutes before the movie ended (when Genie was turning Jafar into a genie) Voldemort left, saying he needed to do something. When he came back Wormtail's eyes were glistening.
"What did I miss?" he asked looking at Wormtail in confusion.
"Nothing." he said in a shuddering breath. "It was a happy ending."
Voldemort gave him an evil eye.
"Jafar won." he lied a smiled coming to his lips.
"And I missed it?" he asked.
"Yeah.. sorry my lord." Wormtail said and took out the movie making it disappear.
Voldemort sat down, "I have an idea." he said all of a sudden.
"Really what is it, may I ask, my lord?"
"Genies are real." he smiled wickedly. "Oh, Wormtail. Go find one will you? I'll give you one wish if you do."
"Okay.. where should I look?" Wormtail asked happily.
"River beds, black market, Saudi Arabia.. places like that."
Wormtail smiled then disapparated.