Okay… FMA is no mine! IS NO MINE!
Also, this takes place 5 years after the Promised Day.
It's amusing when you get the part of designated driver.
"H-hey…. *hic*….lil' bro! *hic*Guess what?"
"What?"
"Yooouuuu *hic* have a *hic*FACE! I bet you *hic* never realized *hic* that *hic* before!"
"Uh-huh."
"Hey *hic* Alphonse! I just *hic*figured*hic* something out! Truth doesn't *hic*know how *hic*to wear clothes!"
"What?"
"Truth doesn't*hic* know what*hic* clothes are for!"
"I have no clue what you're talking about, May."
"Sleepy*hic* time now…"
May passed out on the floor.
Further away, Lan Fan and Lin were being…
"Lan Fan! *hic*I thought I *hic* saw a *hic*pony!"
"I *hic* think I *hic*saaaaaw it *hic*too! *hic*"
…loopy idiots.
Winry was being the weirdest.
"HEY!"
She pointed at Ed.
"*hic*Yeeeeees?"
"Hey, Ed…*hic*I'll give you access to my underwear drawer for a day if you make me a sandwich!"
"But…*hic* we're already *hic*married!"
Al sighed.
"It's sure weird being the only sober one in a bar full drunks."
Elsewhere in Risembool...
"Hey, Granny Izumi? Can I have a glass of milk?"
"What did you say? I couldn't hear you."
"Granny Izumi, can I PLEASE HAVE SOME MILK? GRANNY IZUMI!"
The minute those brats get back here, I'm gonna kill them!
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