Okay- Catherine and I spent the day giggling in front of various CSI episodes- she suggested this idea and it sounded far too funny not to write!
AU- Greg and Hodges are together and are looking to have a baby...
Enjoy- please review!
Disclaimer: I own zilch.
Birds on Your Shoulder
(Prologue)
How It All Started...
"Look at her...It's like watching a documentary..." Hodges snorted his eyes focused on the way Sara was leaning against the bar, one arm causally draped across the broad shoulders of a tall, dark stranger. "Remind me again why we're asking her to mother our children"
"Because she's smart, beautiful, funny..." Greg began listing surveying the menu cautiously before looking up to meet his partner's eye. "...independent, talented, loyal, she isn't afraid to stand up for her beliefs. Not to mention she's barely been sick in the past 12 years, she's clearly healthy."
"Well since you're so convinced... you should be the one that asks her..." The older man retaliated, leaning back in his chair attempting to regain his cool for conversation that was about to come as Sara slipped back into her seat with a coy smile.
"That guy was cute, huh?" Greg smiled casting an eye towards the bar to see the man Sara had been chatting to watching her.
"He was..." Sara quirked an eyebrow at him, ignoring the judgmental expression that Hodges was wearing. "He's a music producer..."
"That sounds cool" Greg agreed with a small smile. "What kind of music does he produce..."
"Rap...mainly..." She nodded taking a sip of her wine.
"Rap..." Hodges rolled his eyes, looking at the man beside him in a way that said a million and one things.
"So...what did you two ladies bring me here for?" Sara asked glaring at the other man with gritted teeth.
"We...were wondering if you would consider being our surrogate..." Greg asked slowly, attempting to keep her attention focused on him as opposed to Hodges.
"You want to have a baby?" She raised her eyebrows, surprised by the idea.
"Yes..." He smiled at her, realising just how real this had all become.
"You're sure..." Sara asked again wanting to double check what she'd just heard.
"Yes we're sure Sara..." Hodges interjected rolling his eyes.
"And you want me...?" She seemed bemused by the thought, letting it sink in as she took a sip of her wine. "Greg...are you sure Hodges agreed to this?"
"We've been talking about it for a while...and... We think you're incredible, and we were hoping you'd say yes..." Greg responded looking at David before looking back to Sara.
"Yes..." She took a deep breath. "I'll do it..."
"Really?" Hodges seemed surprised, sitting up straight in his chair.
"Yes... You two will be amazing dad's..." Sara beamed at them.
"I can't believe this is happening..." Hodges began
"I have one condition though..." She stated with a gleam in her eye as she leant back in her chair.
"Sure...go ahead..." Greg offered.
"Greg's sperm..." Sara said plainly. "I'm not having a Hodges baby inside me for 9 months..."
"I think...that is something we'll have to discuss" Hodges jumped in before Greg said anything.
"No" She shook her head. "Greg's sperm or I'm out"
"Fine..." Hodges exhaled. "Seriously...you're going to have to remind me why we asked her again?"
"Be nice" Greg smirked.
"Does he know how to be?" Sara raised her eyes brows. "This is news to me..."
"I can't believe this is happening..." Greg beamed at her. "We're going to have a family; we're going to have a baby"