"Listen up! These people who I call up has to answer these questions
truthfully," said Fred Weasley.
"Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black,
Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson, Cho Chang, and Lavender
Brown. Oh also Parvati and Padma Patil. Would you please stand up?"
George: Harry, you first.
Fred: Who was your first secret crush at Hogwarts?
Harry: Er. Cho Chang.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
George: OK Ron, your next. What do you really think of Draco Malfoy?
Ron: Stupid rich-ah!
Twins: If you don't tell the truth, you will get you eyebrows burned
off you.
Ron: He has the best hair!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Hermione, you next. Have you ever cheated on a test?
Hermione: of coarse no-AHHH! Yes.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
George: Ginny, you next. Who was the first person you ever kissed?
Ginny: Er-Harry Potter.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Ginny! OK Sirius, you next. What is you most deep secret? Sirius: I ate a piece of candy on the -AHHH! Ok, I stole Snape's hair gel. Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter. George: He uses hair gel? Well, well, well! Draco, you next. Do you want to be a Death eater just like Daddy? Draco: How did you know that my father is a Death Eater? And yes, Father will make me.
Twins: Everybody knows!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Snapey, how many times do you wash your hair? Do you wear that same robe every day? Snape: DO NOT CALL ME THAT! How come I get two questions? I wash my hair 3 –AHHH! Fine! I wash my hair once a day! No, I don't wear the same robes either!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
George: Pansy, you next! Do you love Harry Potter?
Pansy: I hate-AHHHHH! Fine, I like Harry Potter.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Parvarti, next! Deep down how hot do you think Snapey is?
Parvarti: Er. Ugh-AHHHH! Fine I think he is a little hot!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter. George: Padma last but not least! Name the three hottest guys. It doesn't matter how old they are.
Padma: Er- 1.Sirius Black 2. Harry Potter 3.Draco Malfoy.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Sirius: I am a tad bit too old for you. But you have a good taste. If I were a girl, I would be all over me! Fred: That was a bit creepy! Now some announcements! Narrator: Be cool and wear Dobby 's hot new Snitch pattern socks! Seven Sickles each! If you want candy that everybody loves, go to the Weasley 's Wizard Wheezes! They have Canary Creams, Feinting Fancies, and much, much more! George: Well that's all for today, and make sure you be evil and nasty all of your young lives! Fred: Don't worry Mum, we're fine! And don't try to stop us when we hit Durmstrang in two weeks! George: Yes, we will visit Durmstrang! All you Dark Arts people better watch out! We know all of your secrets! Fred: Ok. everyone who was just asked a question, please step forward. George: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Fred: Yes. I think a PRIZE would go well after they go in the darkroom, if you know what I mean. George: Why yes, O-Brother-Of-Mine. Everyone gasps in horror. Fred: Form a line. Everyone will temporarily be hexed, so you cannot lie. Everyone gasps in horror.
In the next chapter…
Fred and George invite our cast 'Into the Darkroom'. Some one comes to visit one of our guests!
George: Harry, you first.
Fred: Who was your first secret crush at Hogwarts?
Harry: Er. Cho Chang.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
George: OK Ron, your next. What do you really think of Draco Malfoy?
Ron: Stupid rich-ah!
Twins: If you don't tell the truth, you will get you eyebrows burned
off you.
Ron: He has the best hair!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Hermione, you next. Have you ever cheated on a test?
Hermione: of coarse no-AHHH! Yes.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
George: Ginny, you next. Who was the first person you ever kissed?
Ginny: Er-Harry Potter.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Ginny! OK Sirius, you next. What is you most deep secret? Sirius: I ate a piece of candy on the -AHHH! Ok, I stole Snape's hair gel. Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter. George: He uses hair gel? Well, well, well! Draco, you next. Do you want to be a Death eater just like Daddy? Draco: How did you know that my father is a Death Eater? And yes, Father will make me.
Twins: Everybody knows!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Snapey, how many times do you wash your hair? Do you wear that same robe every day? Snape: DO NOT CALL ME THAT! How come I get two questions? I wash my hair 3 –AHHH! Fine! I wash my hair once a day! No, I don't wear the same robes either!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
George: Pansy, you next! Do you love Harry Potter?
Pansy: I hate-AHHHHH! Fine, I like Harry Potter.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Fred: Parvarti, next! Deep down how hot do you think Snapey is?
Parvarti: Er. Ugh-AHHHH! Fine I think he is a little hot!
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter. George: Padma last but not least! Name the three hottest guys. It doesn't matter how old they are.
Padma: Er- 1.Sirius Black 2. Harry Potter 3.Draco Malfoy.
Everyone in the Great Hall roars with laughter.
Sirius: I am a tad bit too old for you. But you have a good taste. If I were a girl, I would be all over me! Fred: That was a bit creepy! Now some announcements! Narrator: Be cool and wear Dobby 's hot new Snitch pattern socks! Seven Sickles each! If you want candy that everybody loves, go to the Weasley 's Wizard Wheezes! They have Canary Creams, Feinting Fancies, and much, much more! George: Well that's all for today, and make sure you be evil and nasty all of your young lives! Fred: Don't worry Mum, we're fine! And don't try to stop us when we hit Durmstrang in two weeks! George: Yes, we will visit Durmstrang! All you Dark Arts people better watch out! We know all of your secrets! Fred: Ok. everyone who was just asked a question, please step forward. George: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Fred: Yes. I think a PRIZE would go well after they go in the darkroom, if you know what I mean. George: Why yes, O-Brother-Of-Mine. Everyone gasps in horror. Fred: Form a line. Everyone will temporarily be hexed, so you cannot lie. Everyone gasps in horror.
In the next chapter…
Fred and George invite our cast 'Into the Darkroom'. Some one comes to visit one of our guests!