AN- First of all, if you don't know, Demyx is the Organization XIII member with the blue guitar in Kingdom Hearts that says, "Dance Water, Dance." This Character is another of my faves. The only other character, in my opinion, that would make sense is Axel so I put him in this with Demyx.

This is an AU where, essentially, they're just lazy adult friends and unexpected shit happens to them. They still have their powers and what not, but they are way nerfed. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or their characters. I only own this fic.

Warning: Extremity of laziness

Ch. 1 Lazy Mother F***ers & the Dancing Waters

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Demyx and Axel were doing absolutely nothing… again. These two childish 21 year olds were surprisingly well known by many people in their town. However, they were known as, "Those Lazy Mother F***ers." They were known by this for one reason. They did nothing but sit in their apartment playing video games or watching TV all day, and when they actually did do something, they were being troublesome Mother F***ers.

However… this would all soon change… The lazy part at least.

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The following week, Demyx and Axel were doing their same lazy routine. However, this time, Demyx's love for the water got the better of him. In a newly released magazine that was about whatever, he sees an advertisement for an ultimate water park that is only a 10 minute drive away. The park is called "Dancing Waters".

"Axel, we have to go here!"

"Dancing Waters? Why?"

"You know I love water and swimming. Besides, it's not like we are doing anything here that we can't do tomorrow."

"Ehhhhh…"

"Pleeaasssee, Axel. Come on. Please?"

"Can't you go by yourself?"

"You're the only one that can drive. And besides, it wouldn't be the same. Pleeeaaassssseeeeee?"

"Fine. But you owe me."

"Yay! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go."

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-10 minutes later. At the water park-

As they walk through the gates to the water park, they're jaws practically touch the concrete. "Holy Shit." they both say simultaneously, looking at the map. The park was split into 3 sections, each about 4-5 acres large. Together, there was about 124 water slides, give or take a few. There were so many people exhausted and achy from walking that they literally had a massage service as you left, for an extra price of course. The blond and redhead decided just to go to the nearest section of the park for today.

As they were getting ready to jump in a pool to get use to the water, Axel looks over to see Demyx putting on float-helping gear. "Are you fucking serious? Stop joking around Demyx and get in the water." He says, practically choking on his own laugh.

"What?" Demyx asks, embarrassed.

Axel continues to laugh, "You're fucking putting on floating gear. Are you telling me that you, of all people, can't swim?"

"Yes I can! You just watch me!" Demyx proceeds to take off his gear and ready himself to jump. As he gets closer to the edge of the pool, his nerves start to tingle, afraid of what is to come. Finally Demyx leaps into the pool.

"See, I knew you could swim. You can't get anything passed… passed… me…. Demyx? Demyx? This isn't funny, man. Quit joking around." It had been 4 minutes and Demyx hadn't resurfaced. "Demyx?! DEMYX?! DEMYX!"

Axel jumped in after him, not sure exactly what happened, but hoping that Demyx was just messing with him. The moment Axel's face went underwater, he saw his friends' motionless body at the bottom of the deep pool. He expected the worse but wasn't ready to give up. He swam as fast as his body could go and faster. He was running out of breath himself. Finally reaching Demyx, Axel grabbed him and started for the surface. He could feel himself losing consciousness, but he still moved forward, determined to save his friend whatever the cost.

He reached the surface and the lifeguards and other medical helpers were already rushing to assist. A lifeguard performed CPR on Demyx while Axel sat on the sidelines balling his eyes out, feeling more useless and at fault then he ever has, as he watched his best friends' seemingly lifeless body. In that moment, he felt lazier then he ever had before.

-Later that day, Hospital-

Demyx was brought to a hospital for an immediate procedure to get the water out of his lungs. Of course, Axel was there as well to make sure that he was ok as well. However, he didn't care about himself at the time. All he could think about is what will happen to Demyx and if he'll be alright.

The doctor came to tell Axel the news, "He will make a full recovery, howev-. "

"YES! Thank you so much!"

"However," the doctor continued, "It seems he is in a coma, and we don't know when or if he will wake up."

"…what" Axel breathed, not expecting something like this.

"You can go see him."

Axel walked into the room the doctor pointed to, seeing Demyx asleep on the hospital bed. Demyx was attached to all sorts of wiring and electronics. As Axel walked closer, he noticed that Demyx had stiches on his head which means he must have cracked his head when he hit the bottom of the pool. Instantly, Axel remembered why the blond jumped in the pool in the first place. Axel was teasing him because he couldn't swim. It was all… his fault. That is was Axel thought at that moment. He decided then and there that he wouldn't leave his friends' side until he awoke.

Days past as Demyx's family and friends visited him every once in a while. Axel hadn't left the side of his best friend except to shower, eat, or go to the bathroom. There was still no sign of a change in Demyx's condition.

Days turned into weeks.

What will Demyx think of me?

Weeks turned into months.

Will he forgive me?

Before Axel new it, it had been 5 months and Demyx hadn't so much as twitched a finger.

I do not deserve his forgiveness.

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-Month six, December 31, New Year's Eve-

Axel was losing hope. "Just wake up already!" he said, crying. He hugged Demyx tightly. "Wake up! The joke is over! It isn't funny anymore!"

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"You're crushing me."

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AN- I think it would be important to point out. Axel and Demyx are just really close friends. That's it.

It may seem like it could be a one-shot but I promise, there will be more to this. This Ch. is kind of short. Later ones will most likely be longer. No promises. It's like 1 AM when I wrote this. I'm half asleep already.

Anycrap, as always, reviews, faves, follows, etc. Are always appreciated.

Netsui-sama out.