Author's Notes: I don't own Kim Possible. Oh my gosh, rewatching season 4 is so amazing. :) 3 There's so much KiGo it seems like Kim IS just dating Ron to make Shego jealous. Anyway, SHEGO called Wade because "fighting Kimmie's my job" and "Next time you're mine"? 3 Okay, stopping now. Enjoy. :)
I couldn't believe this 'Warmonga' chick thought Drakken was the 'great blue'. Hah. What I couldn't believe even more though is she wanted to step in and fight MY Kimmie.
Nobody fights Kimmie except me. So I called the weird computer guy who manages Princess's website on her Kimmunicator.
"Hi Kim," Wade was looking down at the keyboard. "What's the-" he looked up. "Shego?!"
"Don't get your pants in a twist," I rolled my eyes. "Listen. This 'Warmonga' girl thinks Drakken is the 'great blue' or something. But she would follow a blue sock puppet if it said it was 'the great blue' so just use your computer skills or whatever and get rid of her."
Wade raised an eyebrow. "Umm… Shego, did Drakken find the attitudinator again and put it on you or something?"
"Oh please, my brain's far too evil for that thing to work," I said. "But fighting Pumpkin is MY job. If somebody else is spending more time with Cupcake than I am, we just can't have that, now can we?"
Wade's eyebrow raised even bigger. He was obviously trying to ask me 'but why do you care? Either way you have your enemy destroyed, right?'
I sighed. Boys these days have no love hints inside their brains. "Look, just get rid of her so me and Kim can get back to fighting. Okay? Thanks." I turned off the Kimmunicator.
"Ron, I just got a call on the Kimmunicator."
"How's Kim?"
"It wasn't Kim."
I turned it back on. "By the way, tell that klutz of a boyfriend Ron it's gonna be over before he knows it. Kim deserves somebody who's, I don't know, sexier or something." I was hinting to myself, but he didn't seem to notice. I turned it off again.
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