Narufan4ev: Hello it is me again! I'm going to try out this random thing. If you think it is good please tell. If you think it's just plain horrible and embarrasses you please tell.
Kyo: Okay it embarrasses me.
Narufan4ev: Sorry but you don't count! On with the randomness!
It was a very peaceful day in Tokyo. The sky was a blue shade of blue with a few clouds. One cloud was shaped like a carrot. Another was shaped like a man eating cheese while reading a very funny comic. Another looked like a cloud. One looked like my adorable kittens. Well, anyway…
It was a peaceful day on the Sohma manner when Akito walked out of her room and over a cliff that magically appeared there.
"She had it coming," Hatori mumbled walking past the cliff. All of a sudden Glinda the Good popped out of nowhere.
"Let the good news be spread! The wicked old Akito at last is dead!" she yelled. Then from out of nowhere Momiji and a disgruntled Hiro popped up.
"Ding dong Akito is dead!" they sang.
"Which old Akito?" Sang Tohru and Kisa.
"The wicked Akito!" sang them all. And there was much rejoicement for like 5 seconds. Then out of nowhere Kyo came up with a mike.
"I drink beer because it's good! I drink beer because I should!" Kyo yelled before holding the mike out while he bowed his head. He then dropped the mike and backed out of the room dramatically. Everyone was silent for 6 seconds until Naruto and Sasuke jumped into the room.
"Why the hell are we here?" Sasuke asked.
"I don't know! This crazy girl just threw me at her computer and here I am!" Naruto yelled.
"Like OMG are they gonna make-out?" a random girl shouted from the giant group that was apparently there.
"Um no we're not," Naruto said not having seen the giant group.
"Like OMG they are!" shouted someone else.
"Come here Naruto you sexy beast!" Sasuke said to Naruto. Naruto, freaked out, ran from the room. Sasuke laughed wickedly. Sasuke did a happy dance and stared at the Sohmas.
"So you don't remember me?" Sasuke asked.
"No, in fact I don't even think you're part of this series!" Kyo yelled having stepped back into the room.
"Oh yeah! Then answer this one question," Sasuke said smirking. "Stupid says what!"
"What?" Kyo said who is apparently stupid. "Dammit!"
"Ahaha! No w shut up!" Sasuke said. "Now if you must know I am the long-lost duck-billed platypus of the zodiac! That's why I don't like girls!"
"Saw it coming," Hatori mumbled.
Narufan4ev: So tell me was that complete crap or should I keep going?
Kyo: I thought it was complete crap!
Narufan4ev: Once again Kyo, your opinion doesn't count! Now please review!