I decided to do these little one shots surrounding Team GRAY, some may be during Assassin's Creed: The Raven, while others will be during RWBY: The Assassin. And a few in between. I'm trying to have a change of pace from my usual adventure fics. These may be a tad be short at times. Anyway I own nothing except my ideas and OC Assassins. This first one takes place during RWBY: The Assassin.


Ash stared at his teammates blankly, a half annoyed expression on his face. "You want me to do what"? Ash had to ask. "I need you to test out this new dart for our phantom blades, unfortunately, these two are chickens". Ryan answers while glaring at the two. Ash sighed before looking at the dart, it was like a usual dart they used, instead with a green color at the end to identify it. "What are the effects"? Ash asks. "Distraction is its main purpose, then it will render them unconscious". Ryan replies. Ash sighed before nodding. "I better not end up in a haybale". Ash warns. Ryan nods before strapping the dart in and walking behind Ash. Ash was expecting Ryan to shoot him in the neck like usual, but this time he felt a sharp pain on his rear end. Ash was about to snap at him when his world began to go dark.

Team RWBY and JNPR were wandering the halls back to their rooms when the door to Team GRAY's room suddenly burst open, with Ash in a top hat and a cane. They were about to ask about him when he began to sing.

"I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons, though I'll probably lose consciousness in 17 seconds, don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care, but I think I'm in a hallway and my friends are right there.". He sings while pointing to them. "If you want to know why, please refer to the chart. I've been shot in the butt with a dart." He sang while pointing to the dart sticking out of his butt. "I've been shot in the-"

Thump.

Ash collapsed on the ground, out cold.

The teams heard laughter and saw the three other members laughing their butts off. "What just happened"? Ruby asks. "He was shot in the butt with a dart". Yaron answer, prompting laughter from the team again.


There was the first humor shot I have, points to whoever knows the reference. I'll be using various references from other show's/games, but I will use original ideas once in a while. R&R This is Oathkeeper0317 signing out.