CHAPTER 3 - THE LEAKY CAULDRON

I'm glad to be out of the Magical Menagerie. People looking at me, shut up in my cage all day! But something's wrong with my human's friend's stupid rat. It isn't rodentian.

Anyways, maybe it was safer in the Menagerie; some mass murdering wizard named Sirius Black is on the loose, and to make it worse, he's after Hermione's friend. Have you ever heard of a mass murdering kneazle? Thought not. All the reasons why cats are supreme lords walking the earth.


Author's note: My first ever story. I'll update this occasionally but only when I feel like it, not on a regular basis. Basically, it's Prisoner of Azkaban from the point of view of Hermione's pet kneazle. Mostly commentary on canon but also some new points. If I finish Prisoner I'll go on with Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, and Half-Blood Prince. Not Deathly Hallows, Philosopher's Stone, or Chamber of Secrets for obvious reason that Crookshanks isn't present in those books.