agnry brids: the movoie.

Note: This original story is in no way related to "The Angry Birds Movie". (I began this story about a year before the film was released and recently rediscovered and began work on it again.) This story takes place in an original alternate "agnry brids" universe of my own design and is clearly titled "agnry brids: the movoie", which is completely different.

Another Note: This story is not supposed to be taken seriously.

Prologue

Many years ago...

Red Bird™ (from the Angry Birds™ Mobile Game) was inside a slingshot ready to be thrown at the evil pig castle. "Alright guys, throw me!" he said and he was thrown. Suddenly there was a portal and he wok up in a green field. "where i are..." he said and then there was a sign that said "you are in alternate universe where there are no slingshots and also all angry birds have superpowers and are different from the game" and red bird screm "nooooo!"

many years later...

the evil pigs are plotting aganst the agnry birds. 'we have to kill the angry birds. then we will rule the world' the leader pig name was greg. 'its no use' one of the pigs said. "the red bird keeps stoping us" greg leader said 'no we will kill him too so that he cant stop us. muahahahahahaha' the other pigs said "good plan he will never know and we will rule the word hahahaha"

Chapter 1: Adventure was beginning

red bird was at his house in bird town. 'wow life sure is great' he said. the sun was shining in the blue sky and the grass was green and the and the birds were singing not angry. red bird said 'well its time to have breakfast' for breakfast he had chicken and bread. 'boy this chiken sure is hitting the spot' he said.

but suddenly disaster struck. it struck him in the neck. but he was fast and dodged. there was a pig in a ninja suit who was attacking him and said "red bird time for you to die because i am black belt in karate". "fool don't you know i am a black hole belt in karate wich is better then a black belt." said red bird.

the red bird used the karate technique 'karate chop' on the pigs head but he dodged and tried to break red birds neck with the strong 'pork chop jutsu' technique but red birds neck was stronger than it. he shot razer feathers at pigs chest and the pig had a heart attack and was dead. "now i will find out who you were mysterious secret ninja assassin" said red bird. he looked and said "oh no hes a pig' the pig said 'you will be killed by our pig empire assasins' and he died. 'what will i do" siad red bird.

the red bird went to the old grey wise bird who was also a chicken. the grey bird siad "you must quest for the evil pig empire and defeat the evil leader pig greg. you mus take a bunch of companions called gren bird, pink bird and orange bird." green bird made tornades, pink bird shot lasers and orange bird was onn fire. "oh my bird save me from burning" said oragnge brid. the orange bird was roasted. grey bird licked his lips and said "looks like thats dinner for tonight." green bird, red bird and pink bird celebrated.

the next day they are offf on they're quest. the first part was walking through the dark forest. there were trees everywhere even in the sky there were trees. there were evil monkeys on the trees that are going to kill our heroes. after a while it was night and the birds had to sleep. they were sleeping and then the monkeys walked to them and tried to eat them. they had them over a big fire.