Hey guys this is a funny story. Every chapter will be a different situation. Stupid funny things. People that read this earn a doughnut - (O). Enjoy and read my other story Saving the Princess of Greece (I did not give up on that I'm just writing another story.).

Percy POV:

"I invited Zeus to eat lunch with us." I tell my not-as-awesome-as-me-friends.

"WHAT! MY DAD IS EATING LUNCH WITH US! JUST US AND MY DAD! PERCY I'M GONNA GET YOU!" Jason yelled at me.

"Oh don't worry I invited Hera too." I say casually.

"NOW I"M GONNA GET YOU SEAWEED BRAIN! HERA IS HORRIBLE AND YOU INVITED HER, WHY?" Annabeth yelled angrily.

"Yeesh what's the worst that could happen?" I tell them.

"Don't even go there." Thalia says.

"Yeah, last time you said that Thalia got angry at someone and people got struck by lightning." Rachel said.

"I'm starving lets just get Hera and Zeus and eat. You guys take to long." Leo says to us with one hand on his stomatch.

"I for once agree. I'm sure we'll find some way to avoid Zeus." Piper replied.

"Excuse me are you insulting MY dad. Oh it is on! Hit me with your best shot!" Jason shouted.

Annabeth gives Jason this look which makes him stop and not fight Piper.

********************Percy and friends are at the fast food resturant waiting for Zeus and Hera (Time Laspe)********************

"Okay what is wrong with them. We are starving and they aren't here." Annabeth says.

"Oh don't worry you guys can eat I already ordered for them." I tell everyone.

"Hello? THEY ARE GODS! We have to wait and you already told us you ordered for them." Annabeth answers.

"That was harsh and no way to treat someone as awesome as me!" I reply with confidence.

"Forget about it Percy." Annabeth said.

"Hello! We have arrived!" Anounced Zeus.

"I hope you don't mind we brought along Apollo, Hermes, Artemis, Hestia, Athena, Hephestus, Demeter, Posieden, Hades, Aphrodite, and Ares." Hera says.

"Isn't it bad enough we are stuck with you two? Well, except for my mom!" Annabeth says.

Athena smiles and takes a seat next to Annabeth. My dad sits next to me. Aphrodite sits next to Piper and Zeus sits next to Thalia and Jason with Hera close by. Hephestus sits next to Leo and Apollo sat next to Rachel with Artemis right next to him.

"Okay I ordered hot dogs, burgers and french fries for Zeus and Hera. The rest of you were unexpected so Rachel will order the same for the rest of you." I say looking at Rachel.

"I'm going." She replied.

She got up and walked into the long line. Artemis grabs a hot dog and examines it closely.

"What do you call this um type of food?" Artemis asks.

"Hot dogs. Taste em they're great!" Leo tells her.

"How could you kill a dog to make it food!" Demeter yells.

"It's not an actual dog. Man you guys really don't know about fast food." I tell them.

"YOU KILL PUPPIES INSTEAD!" She yells even more angry.

"No it's made of pig, I think." I say.

"LIAR!" She yells

Rachel comes back with a bunch of trays full of food. She has a confused look on her face. Well the part of her face that wasn't blocked by the food. She puts down the bag and passes one to each of the Gods and Goddesses.

"How could you eat this fat food stuff?" Aphrodite said looking at a burger in disgust.

"It's called fast food." Thalia says.

"Oh I know." She answered.

"This salty things remind me of the ocean. I LOVE THEM!" Posieden yells

He stands up on the table holding french fries over his head.

"SALTY RULES! THE OCEAN RULES! I BET THEY USE MY SEA SALT FOR IT! NO WONDER THEY ARE TASTY! I helped make them." He said still standing on the table.

"Go dad!" I cheer.

"Percy. Really is this neseceary?" Annabeth asks me.

"I am way cooler than you Ares! I always go here to eat. That is where all cool people eat!" Apollo says to Ares.

"No wonder your so fat!" Aphrodite buds in.

"Was I talking to you, NO!" Apollo yells.

"That's my woman your talking to! Lets take this outside!" Ares yells.

"GUYS! CUT IT OUT! I KNOW FIGHTING OVER ME IS SO LIKELY TO HAPPEN BUT LETS ENJOY LUNCH!" Aphrodite yells.

"You are drawing attention to us stop shouting!" Hestia said.

"That's a good thing I wanna draw attention. Everyone will stare at me!" Aphrodite says excitedly.

"I agree with Hestia. That is some attention we do not need to draw to ourselfs. Posieden is already drawing the attention he is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and is dancing on the table huging the french fries." Athena says.

"Oh saltiness of the salty things!" My dad said.

"I'm gonna prank one of these mortals. I thought up my plan and now I'm gonna start it. I will squirt the guy with the blonde hair, in that table, with the red stuff." Hermes told us.

"That's called ketchup." Piper said

"Catch what?" Hephestus answered confused.

"K-E-T-C-H-U-P dad ketchup." Leo told him.

Hermes got out of his chair and ran to some random table. He tapped the blonde kids shoulder and squirted him with ketchup.

"Ahh my eyes!" The kid yelled and ran out of the resturant.

"Hahahahahahah... So funny." Hermes said as he came back to the table.

"Good thing Nicon is normal." Hades said.

Suddenly Hecate appears out of nowhere.

"Opp's wrong resturant bye!" Hecate said and disappears leaving a cloud of smoke behing her.

The smoke faded and Nico was standing there in his underwear holding a banana.

"Nico what are you doing here?" Annabeth said.

"I don't know I was sleeping and now I'm here." Nico said confused.

"You sleep in your star wars underwear. Cool!" I said.

All my friends looked at me. I just shruged my shoulders.

"Who's banana is this?" Nico asked.

"You call that normal Hades? I have a crazy family." Zeus said