DR. JORGE AND MR. HYDE
Cast:
Jorge Garcia – Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde
Reese Worthington- Utterson
Dmitri- Enfield
Tony- Lanyon
Matthew Broderick- Poole
(Tony enters Angela's room.)
TONY
Hey Angie, put the book away, it's Halloween!
ANGELA
Oh, Tony, this isn't just a book. It's a classic tale of horror by Robert Louis Stevenson! Would you like to hear it?
TONY
Oh well…
ANGELA
Don't worry, you won't learn anything. It's called "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde."
(Luanne is walking home from school. A random stranger kicks her to the curb.)
LUANNE
Aaaahhh!
MR. HYDE
Ha ha ha!
DMITRI
Oh my gosh! Reese, I mean Utterson, come see this! This dude named Mr. Hyde kicked her to the curb!
REESE
Isn't he good friends with Dr. Jorge Jekyll? He said he would get all his stuff.
DMITRI
Yeah.
REESE
Well, I'm going to stalk-er, follow Jorge until he confesses about Mr. Hyde.
(Later that evening)
REESE
Okay, Jorge, what's up with this Mr. Hyde dude you're talking about?
JORGE
None of your business!
REESE
Then what are you doing in your lab?
DMITRI
And why does he keep disappearing in it?
JORGE
Nothing. Now go home before I take more chemicals.
REESE
WHAT?
MATTHEW
Get out of here! You don't wanna see Jorge when he's in a…bad mood.
JORGE
Now, where was I? Okay, Poole, this is the greatest potion I ever made, to separate my good and evil halves, or my name isn't Jorge Jekyll!
MATTHEW
Oh, come on! I was just about to get in the pool!
JORGE
Why? Oh…that's right. Because of your name. Very funny. Now wrap my face up in bandages so I don't have to see myself before I transform.
MATTHEW
Okay.
(Matthew wraps up Jorge's face in bandages, Jorge drinks the potion.)
JORGE
Evil has an interesting taste…uh, AHHHH!
(Jorge falls to the ground and transforms into Mr. Hyde. He then opens his eyes as Matthew unwraps the bandages and he gets back up.)
JORGE
The mirror…
MATTHEW
What?
JORGE
THE MIRROR!
(He gives him the mirror. Jorge laughs evilly, then brakes the mirror. Later that night, Reese sees Mr. Hyde angrily smash all the china in a china shop.)
REESE
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "Bull in a china shop," does it not?
TONY
That's no bull. That's…Mr. Hyde!
REESE
Wait a minute…Jorge? Ohhh dear.
TONY
Oh dear is right.
JORGE
I'm not him! I'm Dr. Jekyll! I'm not him! I'm Dr. Jekyll! I'm not him! I'm Dr. Jekyll!
TONY
I don't know who you think you're fooling. We also saw you transform into him.
JORGE
Okay, so he and I are the same person, but I can stop drinking the potion whenever I want, okay?
(Everyone in the story corners him.)
JORGE
NOOOOOOO!
(Jorge Jekyll is put in a straitjacket and driven off to a mental hospital.)
JORGE
*unintelligible speaking*
ANGELA
And that is why you should not drink evil potions to do evil things.
TONY
Yeah, like those things exist. It's not even scary.
ANGELA
Well, it was written in 1886. Scary standards were different back then.
TONY
Okay. Well, I'm going to bed. See ya in the morning!
ANGELA
See ya in the morning, knucklehead!
(Tony leaves Angela's room. She turns her head to the audience.)
ANGELA
Ha ha ha. Like he'll get sleep tonight.
THE END