Affa: Hello peoples, guess what? I'm NOT writing a Code Lyoko fic!
Pjs: FINALLY!
Affa: So yeah, I decided to co write this fic with my awesome friend percyjacksonlover123 who I will call Pjs.
Pjs: Why?
Affa: I feel like it.
Pjs:...fine. But don't forget to mention that I thought of this.
Affa: Yes, Pjs thought of the plot to this story, I just wrote it. Now ROB! GET IN HERE AND READ THE DISCLAIMER!
Pjs: Rob?
Affa: My intern/slave.
Pjs: Oh! Cool!
Rob: Affa and Pjs do not own Code Lyoko-
Pjs: WHAT! This is an Invader Zim fic!
Rob: What, Affa's doing a non CL fic?
Affa: YES! we've already been over this! We don't own Invader Zim, now here's the story already!
Gir sat on the couch taking huge slurps of his juice box and watching the Angry Monkey show, it was well known to be his favorite. School had been out for a few hours now and his master Zim should have been back by now, but Gir didn't worry, Zim did all sorts of weird things after school and it was pretty normal, if anything that happened to the two of them could be called normal.
Just then Zim burst through the door, he looked triumphant. Something told Gir that his AMAZING master had thought up another plan to conquer Earth. A commercial came on, a boring one, so he turned to Zim and asked.
"Watch got there?"
Now Zim's natural inclination to gloat kicked in, he needed to tell someone about his INGENIOUS plan, even if it was his idiot helper.
"This is a vacuum, Gir. Today I noticed that the human scum need water, and they become weak without it. I will supercharge this vacuum and use it to drain the Earth of it's entire supply of water, then, while the enemy is weak-" but his glorious speech was interrupted as Gir put his hand up.
"Shhhhhhhhh! Angry Monkey's back on!"
"Gir, is that Angry Monkey show REALLY more important than the mission!" Gir paused for a second before saying in his cute lil squeaky voice.
"...Mayyyybeee"
Gir just did not understand the importance of this BRILLIIANT scheme, with the humans weak, they would have no choice but to surrender, not even that filthy human Dib would be able to stop ME! Then my super special mission would FINNALY be complete and the Tallest would worship ZIM!
"Well I'll be in the lab, Gir, so don't bother me!" and with that Zim flushed himself down the toilet to work on his big vacuum thingy of DOOM!
"Okey dokey!"
It was 45 minutes, maybe an hour before Gir heard a scream from downstairs.
"GIR! GIR! HELP, I'M STUCK IN THE VACUUM!"
"But I love this show!"
"GIR I NEED HELP! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"YES SIR!" he did a quick salute before going down to the computer floor of their secret base.
In the middle of the main room there was the vacuum but now it was huge and there were multiple flashing lights and complicated looking buttons. Gir was fascinated by the new machine and started pressing all the buttons.
"Gir! I'm in here! Get me outta here!"
"Okey dokey!" he looked for a way to free his master but instead spied a big red button and went to go press it.
"Good, just don't press the big red button, Gir."
"WHAT?" He shouted, pressing the button.
"I SAID-" but Zim was cut off because his vacuum had been put in reverse, and it was ultra powerful! Zim's rocketing body made a hole right through the roof and on into deep space. Following after him was a little rubber pig.
"NOOOOOOO! I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!"
Affa: I'm doing the second chap too, any reviews will also be passed along to Pjs so...review, k?