Gaara vs. Haku

Bloopers:

Haku had vanished and reappeared behind the boy. Gaara hadn't moved even the slightest as Haku threw his acupuncture needles that aimed for his vital spots.

"Too late" Haku said. The needles stabbed Gaara on the back.

"AGHH my spleen, my kidney, my spine, my butt!! You ruined it" Gaara cried.

"Whoa, I can't see anything down there," Kiba said, "Hinata, could you check out what's going on with your Byyakugan?"

"Sure. Byyakugan!" Hinata whispered. Her eyes dilated and turned white with visible veins on each side of her head. Hinata gasped and lean closer against the rail.

"AIIIIEE!!!" She screamed as she mysteriously fell over the rails and tumbled to her death.

"Hey, wait a minute, Shino how did you know?" Kiba questioned.

"I sent some of my bug friends to see what was going on. They have ideal visibility in the darkest and even the foggiest of days," Shino explained, "I can also show you what's happening too. Kiba, lend me your colored solider pills and Hinata…"

Shino ripped off a chunk of Hinata's dark blue hair. All her hair fell off her head.

"No!" Hinata whispered embarrassed to look at Naruto and the others. It was a wig. And Hinata was bald. Her shiny head gleamed and blinded the onlookers for a moment.

He had thought Haku died, but once he went up to heaven, somehow, Haku took his hand and lead him back here on Earth. Haku had proved himself worthy, but it was a great risk…and great cost for those whose death's were on the line. Oh, well! Zabuza smiled. 'I'm a freaking demon, why do I care.'

"Lord Hokage! I have sent for our highest ranked Anbu to stop this disaster!" Anko yelled pointed towards the two creatures.

"Let them come, but shall they be able to complete their given duties?" The Hokage spoke with wisdom.

"Heehee. 'Duties'!" Anko giggled.

"Lord Hokage! I have sent for our highest ranked Anbu to stop this disaster!" Anko yelled pointed towards the two creatures.

"Let them come, but shall they be able to complete their given duties?" The Hokage spoke with wisdom.

"STOP TALKING CRAP AND GET BACK TO THIS FREAKIN REALITY!!" Anko screamed as she punched the Hokage on the cheekbone.

Gaara spun away from Haku's needles, striking a girlish pose much like that of Gai-sensei as he slowed to a stop. While sticking out his butt, Gaara flipped his hair out of his eyes and winked at Naruto. Naruto's mouth (with everyone else's) dropped open and his eye began to twitch. Gaara giggled and blew Naruto a kiss as he started back into his fight. Little did he know that a miniscule dust-bunny of a mouse was sound asleep behind him. His sand apparently didn't know either, because it failed to block Gaara as his sandal hit the poor rodent and sent Gaara off balance. "AIEEE" Gaara shrieked as he pummeled to his doom. Suddenly and without warning, Dilli was awoken with a most unpleasant kick. As the little fuzz sat up and rubbed his eyes with his atomically small paws, he spotted a freakish looking kid screaming bloody murder and falling towards him. Dilli just sighed and said, "Oh shi-". CRUNCH.