** Small note from the author (God, to the characters herein): I'm just beginning my pathetic attempt at a fanfic, so...PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PIE AND ALL THAT IS CHEESE, DON'T FLAME ME! Thank you. That is all.**

And so, for your pleasure and edification, I present to you:

Invader Pez and the Magical Flaming Pie of Kalamazoo (Michigan)
--Who they are, what they are, and how they happened to meet--
Coming soon!

Pez: More like whenever she gets off her lazy a--
Pie: PEZ!!
Pez: I was GONNA say arse, sheesh...
Pie: Right.
Moi: Cool it, you two. Save the weirdness for the first chapter.