Disclaimers: i do not own pokemon or any other anime in this fic and if i did...
riko: shut up and go straight to the story!
rio : cant you give up being so LOUD!i had a nice dream about a princess that i have seen last night on deviantart
riko and the author: 0_0 ?
however
two boys that seems to be 15 years old sat on some kind of old chairs talking to each other
the first one was riko he had a dual colored hair with brown and yellow and he was wearing a black shirt with a red open sweetshirt on top of it and a crimson gold striped cape on top of his neck that was riko
the second one had light blue hair that was twisted up like some kinde of fire or something however he was wearing a blue shirt and a black sweetshirt on top plus a ligth withe cape that covers his neck that was rio
riko: hmmm ...
rio : what's wrong bro?
riko: nothing except the fact that we need something to do
rio: what do you mean?
riko: first we have completed our journey in the spiral and lost all our mana in order to stop old cobs plans then learned that we got some kind of weird energie so we have traveled to the wakfu dimension to learn we are eliatrop's and that
this energi is wakfu we enhanced it and become one of the strongest of our speices ! then we gathered all of the dofus
and have restored them to their respectitive locations !
rio: yeah i kinda miss those days
riko: yeah now let me finish.. oh then we decided to travel between dimensions
our first target was the leaf village so we may enhance our speed and fighting skills the we got to soul society to learn
how to control our spiritual pressure. HOLY CRAP! this scipt is so long! hey author do i have to read it all!
author: umm.. i think so?
rio: darn it! wrong words!
riko: YOU THINK SO! well guess what i dont give a damn to this shit! give me a script like that again and you'll find yourself in a bathroom full of naked womens!
rio: ummm? i feel like your doing him a favor
riko: they all have dildo's!
rio & author: (epic face) HOLLY CRAP!
author: alright got it! damn.. so you dont wanna read the script alright just dont make catastrophies
riko: ... cant promise
author: well at least try
riko: sounds fair
rio : enought of all this. now we need something to fullfil our time
riko: i found it!
rio : in he's mind ( please dont tell us a childish idea )
riko: we are going to the pokemon dimension!
rio : right! and I will suicide after 3..2..1
riko saves he's ass
riko: not so fast it wouldn't be epic without my rival
rio : yay! i'm stuck with you in a children games demonsion that's just sooo epic!( say's sarcasticly)
riko: wait untill your pokemon becomes lvl 100 and you'll see how epic it should become
rio :sigh* that's just nightmarish however i just hope that it deserve's a try
riko: TOTALLY!
riko and rio opens a big portal then. poff! they transported to the pokemon dimension
riko: well lets lock our energy to 10% we dont wanna cheat by givin our power to our pokemons ya know
rio : alright
riko: well then i'll go by kanto and you by johto so we wont meet untill we are rdy
rio : *sigh* wathever
riko: well cya dumpass
rio : cya moron and make sure no one kicks your ass
riko: sure thing!
so after riko got to kanto
riko: so where is prof. oak's lab
riko: huh there it is
: welcome to the world of..
riko: i dont wanna be rude but arent ya sick of saying that everytime a new trainer appears?
: well no. from what i see you are a bit older to get your starter
riko: well you see its a complicated story... i just want to begin my journey right now
: well then chose your starter
riko: well i know already what i want its gonna be a charmander!
: well here it but i think you need to..
riko: hmm lets see our little lizard
charmander scrath's riko's face so hard
charmander: char !char!
riko: ouch! what was that for!
prof. oak: you see that charmander wont accept any trainer except if he prove himself worty of it by dodging he's attack
riko: pfff only?
oak: he's naturaly so fast so no one have been able to fulfill the challenge
riko: that just makes me want that fellow in my team
charmander charges his attack and launch it directly to riko's face
Surprisingly riko just smiled and side walked letting the little lizards face stick to the wall
charmander: char! charmander! : crap! how the heck he dodged it that easy
riko: practice!
charmander: charmander? you understand what i'm saying
riko: well i think yeah unless I'm drunk because of some kind of cu… (Relies that an old man is behind him looking so astonished)
oak: you talk to pokemons!
riko: yes and i can read your mind! right know you think about some dirty .HOLY CRAP! is that a half naked women! Wait a minute I see a 10 inch rod ! is that..
oak: that's enough get your pokedex and get out of here!
riko: wait you actually have been thinking about this?
oak:whaa..?!
riko: sheesh i never thought your hormone's still taking control off ya gramps
oak: in he's mind (shoot! now he knows how and where i sleep in the night) totally not!
riko: well how do you explain all that cum over your neck and hand
oak: what! i thought i got rid off this stuff this morning... -_-' wait a minute!
riko: ^^ cought ya!
oak: *sigh* well i think there is no way i can get out of this. look its only my wife so dont go far on your thoughts
riko: alright * cross fingers*
charmender: char char: i'm starting to regret being he's starter
oak: alright lets just forget this and know i hope you a successful journey
riko: thx oh and about that i need to find a way to get money to afford this journey
someone slams the door and dramatically enters
?: a way! well you got youself one!
riko: hmm maybe you can help me gramps
oak: sry i can't
?: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!
riko: oh hi what's up o'lil guy!
jim: first my name is jim second i want your pockemon
riko: wow wow wow hold on why would you want my pocke?
jim: i was interested in he's speed so i tried to get him as my starter but i failed the challenge
now that you have it you will give it to me after i beat you!
riko: and why should i battle you?
jim: cause if you win i will give you enought money to afford your journey
riko: sounds fair enought
to be continued
So thats my first fic and i plan to make it pretty long so that they get to all the regions and meet most of the anime character's
riko; pfff i hope just to not meet another slut in this dimension
rio : umm riko remember the princess i told you about earlier
riko: yeah?
rio : well she's in this dimension and she got a very astonishing figure for a 10 years old
she made me shoot my load while i was dreaming. Come and look yourself
riko: hmm? (after seeing the pic) holy crap! are you f***ing kidding me rio
rio : no riko. she's 10 f***ing 10!
riko: however I just hope not to meet her in our story
Author: dont be so sure!*smirks* however cya guys! And please give me reviews
riko: or I'll kill your nephew's
rio: and I'll brake trough the studio's
riko and author: epic silence...
however cya guys