(and some other dudes)
What if vader never died? would he have got a group of strong dudes and beat up Hitler?
Wrong!!!(he does kill sponge bob though). So here is the World Premiere of... ... ...OK fine I will repeat the title DARTH VADER (AND SOME OTHER DUDES). And don't forget it!
Vader:Go fish
Yes I said he said go fish
Arnold schwartzenegger or A.S. he will be referred to by: I
Thought we were playing poker?
Vader: We are Damn it!
AS:but you just said-
Vader:I'll say what the Hell I wanna say. So I'll tell a joke,
You arnold schwartzenegger have a big one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Pope has one but doesn't use it
Clinton uses his all the time
Mickey mouse has an unusual one
And Jerry Seinfeld is very proud of his
Gahndi: How inappropriate!
Vader:The answer is a last name! He laughed hysterically as his
light caber cut open A.S.
AS:OW (and he dies)
As I said earlier Hitler was not killed by Vader In fact
They often got drunk together.
Hitler:(who had brought the Italian leader Mussolini
Along insisted on a Italian restaurant in Japan) I Love
Japan!
Mussolini: I love Italy
Vader:I just realized that I can't Eat pasta with my helmet
On
Waiter:whsadgf awgsdfuwa rhkfgbywu
Vader:what?
Hitler:(to waiter) yes sdfb sfdg fghddh and so he sghssr
Sdgh.
Vader:what was that ?
Mussolini: a Japanese waiter
Vader: no what he said.
Hitler: he told me our tickets for wwe wrestlmania are free
If you except his challenge
Vader:What was his challenge and what's wrestlmania?
(Mussolini falls out of his chair after being shot by a
member of the Mafia)
Hitler:wrestlmania is a contest of swetty men in speedos
killing each other for a stupid belt that at K-mart costs
around 99 cents and I have no idea what the waiter said
because I don't speak Japanese.
Vader:What do you mean you don't speak Japanese, Gengus
Con, take him away.
(See darth vader doesn't kill hitler,Gengus con does)
Vader:Gahndi,polish my light caber.Ive got a fight!
Gahndi:not again,ow ow ouch hot ow hota hota hota ow ouch
(at wrestlmania)
Announcer:I will now give you the world heavy weight champion Bob the Sponge Squarepants
Bob:( comes out to sponge bob theme song,you Know,Who lives In a pineapple under the sea, sponge bob square pants...)I'm Ready I'm ready I'm ready
Vader:SpoungeSpoungeSpounge rock um sock um Go Sponge
Gahndi:What are you doing, Go to the locker room and put on your speedo, he's your challenger.
A few minutes later they were both in the ring
Vader:I'll chop you to bits
Bob:I'll rip of your tiny ass, may I mention you look horrible in a speedo.
Vader:Do you think? I think the color pink makes me look fat.
Bob:Yes but now we fight Kar-a-tae
Vader:Its karate
Bob:Kar-a-tea
Vader:It's karate where I come from.
Bob:And where would that be?
Vader:Long long ago in a land far far away. In a little place I like to call it Philadelphia
Bob:Damn you!May your testicles go long scum bag. high ya!
Vader:Ow that hurt.I'm telling my mother.
Bob: you wouldn't
Vader:yes I would yes I would
Bob:Stupid!
Vader:don't call me stupid, Stupid
Refree:Just fight!
Bob:oh ya.
Vader:I will chop you to bits
Bob:you already said that
Vader:oh,oops.then Hi ya!
Bob:You are you saying hi to?(as his arm gets cut off)Ow. What did you do that for.
Vader:I don't know, thought it would be fun.
Bob:I'm a sponge you can't beat me that way.That only tickles.
Vader I will chop you to bits!
Bob: for the last time, you all ready said that
Vader:Then I will chop you til' the end of time
And that's what happened
Hope you enjoyed the show, and no I am not repeating the title. Fine I will repeat it once more DARTH VADER (and some other dudes.)
The End
I don't own any characters in this story. And if I did this would all ready be a movie.