Hi. I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO RURONI KENSHIN. It is owned by. some.
Japanese guy.
The Misfortunate Ruroni
It was an average night for kenshin, assleep in the kamea kasheen dojo, and then he awakened with an "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" for, for some reason, objects were flying around his head. "You'd think he'd get tired of this, that he would!" kenshin muttered to himself as these random household items were flying toward his head. BOOOONNG they went as they hit kenshin, who was already working on the writing on his tongue. "YASUO, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO THROW RANDOM HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT GO BOOOONNG AT DADDY'S HEAD?" shouted kenshin. Yasuo, OH, pardon me for not explaining this story. Kenshin himura after everything in ruroni kenshin (let's assume samurai x never existed), Kenshin settled down with karou, yahiko, and sanouske at the kamea kasheen dojo. Kenshin and Karou (even more so) became enthralled in love, so they had a child, Yasuo. This child from day one had an obsession for throwing random stuff (you guessed it) that goes BOOOONNG! That very first day, Yasuo threw kenshin's sakabato (reverse bladed katana) at kenshin. This caused kenshin to become completely un-conscious, AND had oro eyes (those being the spinny variety).
Soooooooooo, Yasuo opened his mouth to respond. But was cut short by sano, who said, "It's ok kenshin. I enticed him. Do you know what time it is?" Kenshin looked at the conveniently placed digital watch (which ironically is from a completely different time period) and said "I'VE GOTTA GET FOOD FROM TOWN!" kenshin ran as fast as he could (and we're talking battousai speeds here), but never would have made it, if not for the tornado looming above him. "WAAAAAAAA!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, as the vortex of spinning terror picked him up and chucked him across the land. "I'M GONNA MAKE IT!" he gleefully said as he eyed the place he was going to while descending. Unfortunately, he was going too fast, and skidded across the dirt road, on his face, and was knocked out instantly.
6 hours later, as he regained consciousness after some kids kicked him ummmmm. where it hurts, kenshin noticed that he couldn't speak to scold them, and to say that now there won't be anymore Yasuo's. He couldn't see. Smell. Or even breathe for that matter! Someone had placed a HUGE x shaped bandage on his face. He tore it off, taking with it most of his facial hair (except his eyebrows. A tractor beam couldn't rip those off). He noticed the shop was still open where he needed to get his stuff. He ran to it, OH how he ran to that door. 6 hours later, he noticed another one of those huge bandages on his face. He also noticed that part of that wooden door was missing. He noticed the splinters and pieces of wood in his forehead (that hurt very much), and thought, man, I'm an idiot.
Japanese guy.
The Misfortunate Ruroni
It was an average night for kenshin, assleep in the kamea kasheen dojo, and then he awakened with an "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" for, for some reason, objects were flying around his head. "You'd think he'd get tired of this, that he would!" kenshin muttered to himself as these random household items were flying toward his head. BOOOONNG they went as they hit kenshin, who was already working on the writing on his tongue. "YASUO, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO THROW RANDOM HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT GO BOOOONNG AT DADDY'S HEAD?" shouted kenshin. Yasuo, OH, pardon me for not explaining this story. Kenshin himura after everything in ruroni kenshin (let's assume samurai x never existed), Kenshin settled down with karou, yahiko, and sanouske at the kamea kasheen dojo. Kenshin and Karou (even more so) became enthralled in love, so they had a child, Yasuo. This child from day one had an obsession for throwing random stuff (you guessed it) that goes BOOOONNG! That very first day, Yasuo threw kenshin's sakabato (reverse bladed katana) at kenshin. This caused kenshin to become completely un-conscious, AND had oro eyes (those being the spinny variety).
Soooooooooo, Yasuo opened his mouth to respond. But was cut short by sano, who said, "It's ok kenshin. I enticed him. Do you know what time it is?" Kenshin looked at the conveniently placed digital watch (which ironically is from a completely different time period) and said "I'VE GOTTA GET FOOD FROM TOWN!" kenshin ran as fast as he could (and we're talking battousai speeds here), but never would have made it, if not for the tornado looming above him. "WAAAAAAAA!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, as the vortex of spinning terror picked him up and chucked him across the land. "I'M GONNA MAKE IT!" he gleefully said as he eyed the place he was going to while descending. Unfortunately, he was going too fast, and skidded across the dirt road, on his face, and was knocked out instantly.
6 hours later, as he regained consciousness after some kids kicked him ummmmm. where it hurts, kenshin noticed that he couldn't speak to scold them, and to say that now there won't be anymore Yasuo's. He couldn't see. Smell. Or even breathe for that matter! Someone had placed a HUGE x shaped bandage on his face. He tore it off, taking with it most of his facial hair (except his eyebrows. A tractor beam couldn't rip those off). He noticed the shop was still open where he needed to get his stuff. He ran to it, OH how he ran to that door. 6 hours later, he noticed another one of those huge bandages on his face. He also noticed that part of that wooden door was missing. He noticed the splinters and pieces of wood in his forehead (that hurt very much), and thought, man, I'm an idiot.