The Mysterious Belly Buttons
--- Skool ---
"WHAT ARE THESE BELLY BUTTONS YOU SPEAK OF!" Zim screeched, his eye twitching. "Tell me, quickly! I must know! What do these so-called belly button devices do?"
"Don't you have one? What are you, an aliennnnnnn?" The boy asked him, eyes widening in surprise. "You know, you do LOOK a bit like an alien. Maybe Dib is right."
Zim had found out about belly buttons only minutes before, when the boy had been talking about his own belly button. He lifted up his shirt and pointed at a small hole in his tummy, and Zim was intrigued. He was determined to find out for himself exactly what this thing did. It was very important, needed for the information he'd been gathering on the humans. Even with everything he had learned, he hadn't heard anything of the belly button. Maybe it was a secret device the humans used to...do secret things.
"No! I'm not an alien, that is absurd. You know that Dib's head is filled with crazy juice! He can fit a lot of it in there too, since his head is so BIG!" Zim answered, pointing at Dib as he did so.
"You're right," The boy jumped onto Dib's desk. "Zim is right! Your head is big. It must be full of crazy juice!"
A/N: Short chapters for short attention spans. WHEE!