anthony and the lost ark ep 3 book 1

dude in van with weed and a ak-47-whheeeee eveything all spineee wheee i feel dizze-passes out-

anthony-well we found athor survier thourth he out cold and hes high

jose-shode i take him out of hes miserie

alex-i have a idea

-5 minutes later-

-van bursts out glass door to mall and go 90 mph to nearist highway-

anthony-WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jose-WE ALL GONNA FUC*ING DIE

alex:hey whar is xigver

-at the mall-

xigver:i wonder if the fighting over what the awww they went without me -stomice rumbles-

aww i gota get to a bathroom-runs to nearist mens room

ahhhh much better -zobie crals under bathroom stall and try to attack xigver-

xigver:holly sh** -shoots arrows in head of zombie then zombe falls on the floor-

xigver:NEVER DISTURB A BLACK MAN WHILE HE TAKEING A SH** GOD DAMN ZOMBIES

I GO FIND HELP DURNING THE FIGHT AND THIS HAPPENS!

ace:hey some one in here

xigver:uggg yes-flush-hey a due thats alive hey names xigver

ace:nice to meet ya i would give you a handshke but you havint wash your hands yet

xigver:-washs hands-who are you my mom

ace:no but stick with me and ill help you find your friends deal

xigver:hmmm deal

-back in the van-

?-hey whar am i

jose:look the dudes up

?:ahh who are you people

anthony:we people save your life you where out cole from smokeing weed

?:oh thanks by the way names andrew

team:nice to met you

alex:so how did you get this van and that gun and that weed

andrew:well i was jst at my house playing on my playsation3 when i herd some thing down stairs i saw this figer with blood stans all over his clouse and red eyes and i knew it was a zombie my parents and sister when dead and eated and i ran as fast as i could in my attic

and then grabed my dad hunting rifle and jumped out my window my leg where numb

a litte from the fall but i ran as fast as i could shooting and runing from zombies when i found this van with a hippe and a hooker inside dead so i trew out the hippe fu**ed up the hooker then trew her out saying am not gonna be a dad to your kid bitch and drofe awey litte later i found this gun and some weed i smoked the weed next thing i know am in the van with you guys

yume and yami:zzzzzzzzzzz huh oh nice story

andrew:well that what happen and so what now

anthony-well we nned to find more surviers

anthony-thinging-i wonder if ace found xigver i hope hes ok and that black pendent he wears he like the one that guy had-van stops-

kalee:why we stop anthony thats why-points to highway full of zombies

eveyone:oh sh**