Trish Stratus was in the locker room
one day and their was a knock at the door. She opened it up, with
her towel around her neck, wiping her hair. Trish looked through the
doorway to see Chris Jericho standing there with one red rose in his
hands, aswell as a anxious look on his face. Trish then raps the
towel around herself and Chris, pushing them out of the locker room
and into the wall outside. Trish grabs Chris' head and plants a huge
lip-lock on him, as he is in shock. Chris steps aside, almost
collapsing to the ground, before getting a smirk on his face. He
stands up and puts the rose in between his lips, Trish then jumps
onto him as the two rush off to his hotel room. Once there, they
jump onto the bed and rip off their shirts, before Trish begins to
kiss his neck and makes her way down to his stomach. Trish undoes
his belt and pulls off his pants, noticing that Chris had went
commando. She looks up at him and gets a grin on her face. As Trish
gets closer, Chris all of the sudden tells her to stop. Trish is
confused, but Chris then pulls Trish up and they sit in bed, talking
about their lives. They talk for the longest time before falling
asleep, with Trish laying on Chris' chest. At 11:30, Christian comes
into the room and sees the two laying there asleep. Christian then
becomes furious, waking Chris up. He rushes over, after grabbing a
towel to cover himself. "Why are you with this bimbo Chris?
You don't need her. She's just using you." Chris takes offence
to Christian's comments and shoves him into the other bed. Trish
then wakes up to see the two going at it on the floor, and gets in
between the two. The guys get silent and just look at each other,
and then Trish. Christian storms out, slamming the door behind him,
not looking back. Chris looks into Trish's eyes and smiles, as the
two climb back into bed and turn on the TV. Trish looks over at the
clock and sees that it's time for Newlyweds on MTV. Chris just
watches Trish the whole time. Her laugh, her smile, her hair, he
lets everything about her run through him. Trish looks over and sees
that Chris isn't even watching the TV. She brushes her hand through
his hair and lets her lips touch his, as she then sits in his lap and
the two watch Jessica Simpson do the stupid things she does. They
are then interupted by Christian again, followed by Edge. Trish sees
that the two are in a furious mood and backs into the corner of the
room, while Chris stands up and looks Christian in the eyes. Edge
then steps in and looks right at Chris. Christian then throws the
first punch and Chris trys to fight back. Christian and Edge are too
much for Chris, as Chris gets thrown out of the hotel room by
Christian, and Edge goes with him. Trish trys to follow, but
Christian stops her. "Let me go Christian! What are you
doing?" Christian grabs Trish and throws her onto one bed, then
the other. Trish barely has enough time to get up from each one as
Christian undoes his pants, then Trish slaps him in the face and
heads for the door. Trish runs down the hallway, down the stairs,
out to the lobby, to her rental car, drives to her hotel, and meets
up with Lita. Trish then broke down crying in their hotel room, as
Lita consoles her. Trish was bawling her eyes out after Lita showed
her a tape of Christian and Chris talking about her. She then
collapsed on the bed and fell asleep. When she awoke in the morning,
Stacy had come over and they were dancing to some of their favorite
songs. Lita was playing air-guitar, as Stacy showed off some of her
moves from her cheerleading days. Trish then walked over and started
spinning, followed by a few hair-spins. Lita was surprised by Trish
being happy after the night before, but the three just kept being the
girls that they were, jamming along with the music. Lita then did a
slide on the aluminum flooring, while playing her air-guitar, as
Trish and Stacy went behind her and played air-guitar aswell as the
CD ended. "That was great. Put in another CD, because I am
pumped." Trish then heard a knock at the door, answering it and
seeing Chris standing there, trying to apologize. Trish then goes
back into her depressed state, as Lita and Stacy come to the door
with their depressed faces on aswell. Chris sees that he's
outnumbered and calls over Christian and Edge. The guys then become
surrounded by Divas leaving the surrounding hotel rooms. Trish then
slaps Chris, which could have been heard 'round the world. Christian
goes to grab her, but Lita steps in and he backs off. The guys then
back away as Trish watches them leave, with her arms crossed and a
single tear rolling down her face. Trish then sees Christian and
Edge knock down Chris, then storming out. Trish looks over at Lita,
then at Chris getting up. Trish starts to walk over, as Chris stares
into her teary eyes. Trish then stops, turning around and going back
into her hotel room. Trish grabs a few of Chris' things from her
bag, throwing them out the door. His rolex gets busted against the
wall, then his cologne gets dropped out the window. Trish then sees
a picture of the two, staring at it for the longest time. She then
picks it up and tosses it out of the door, Chris dives for it as it
shatters on the floor. A peice of the glass gets caught in Chris'
hand, as he kicks at her door and heads to the hospital. Trish then
lets out a huge scream, then goes out of the fire excape. Trish,
with her bag over her shoulder, runs all the way to her car two
blocks away. She gets in and drives to the airport to head home. As
she gets out of the car she sees Chris with a bandage on his hand,
wanting to apolgize to him. Trish is met by the other Divas, then
shoved inside the airport. She takes out her cellphone on the plane,
just staring at it. Trish sighs, before she takes out a photo of her
and Lita from the past week. She looks close at the background, only
to see Chris making out with a fan. Trish stuffs the photo back into
her purse and plays games on her cellphone. When Trish gets to her
house, she checks her messages on her house phone. There are ten
messages on the machine, and all are from Chris. Trish deletes them
all and heads down to her hottub room. She relaxes there for almost
three hours, when she sees Chris come downstairs. Trish remembers
that she gave him a key to the house and puts on her robe. Chris
steps into the hottub, with a beer in hand, burping the alphabet.
Trish is apalled, then runs upstairs to get dressed. When she gets
dressed, she sees Chris with chips all over her bedroom floor and
grease all over the television. Trish grabs the bag of chips, and
shoves him out. Trish then goes down to the kitchen to get a
trashbag, to clean up the bedroom with. When she gets back upstairs,
her bedroom is spotless and their are rose petals all over her bed.
Trish drops the bag and her jaw in synch, as she looks for a spot of
dirt. She then finds nothing and puts on her nighty, then climbing
into her rose-filled bed and falling asleep. She dreams about many
of things, but mostly of Chris. Trish wakes several times, wishing
he was there with her. Then when she awakes at seven o'clock in the
morning, everything is too quiet. Trish climbs out of her bed,
looking around the house. Searching then gets Trish hungry, as she
goes into the kitchen to fix some breakfast. She then notices that
she's out of milk and cereal. She becomes upset, then heads upstairs
to change into her baby blue jogging suit, with matching Nike tennis
shoes. Trish comes back downstairs to check what else she needs, to
see that she now has a full gallon of milk and twelve boxes of
cereal. She then become confused, but fixes her cereal anyway. As
she fixes it, she shakes her "assetts" to Beyonce when
Chris walks into the room. Trish gets embarassed, and walks slowly
to the table. Chris trys to sit with her, but Trish pulls the chair
away when he goes to sit down. Chris scratches his head in
confusement, while Trish keeps looking over and laughing at him on
the floor. Trish then sets her bowl in the sink and sees Chris
walking towards the door. She then runs over and shuts the door
quickly, then pushing him against the wall, kissing him agressively.
Chris enjoys it, but then his face goes slate clean. Trish is pushed
to the ground and watches Chris walk out of the door. He seemed very
sad and confused to Trish, until she looked out of the window and saw
him getting into his car with another woman. Trish's face turns
bright red in anger and goes upstairs. She goes to plop down on her
bed, but feels a body under the covers. She pulls off of the blanket
to see Christian with a bag filled with cereal, feather dusters, and
rose petals. It then clicks in Trish's mind that Christian was the
one that really cared about her, not Chris. Christian tryed to
explain, sweating and stuttering. Trish then put her index finger up
to his lips and kissed him. The bag dropped off the bed as Trish
pulled her shirt over her head, then unbuttoning Christian's shirt.
Christian lent his head back and took deep breaths, while Trish
rubbed his chest and then covered them with the blanket. While Chris
was driving home, he dropped Gail off where she asked and started to
think back at all of the fun times he had with Trish, then how he
blew it. He couldn't believe how stupid he was and hit his head on
the steering wheel, losing control of the wheel. The car tumbled off
of the road, finally landing upside down. Chris then climbed out,
wondering why he survived such a disaster in the first place. He
then looked back at the car and saw himself in the front seat,
bleeding from the head. He tryed to stop the bleeding, but couldn't
pick anything up. Chris then saw Miss Elizabeth standing beside him.
"Come with me." She said as they floated back to Trish's
house. Trish was just getting out of bed, as Chris saw Christian pop
his head out of the sheets. Chris then tryed to clench his fist, but
his fingers went right through his hand. The phone then started
ringing as Trish got up and answered it. A few seconds later she
broke down crying, as Christian came over to comfort her. She put
the phone back up to ear and just listened. Trish told Christian
that the police had found Chris' car flipped over right outside of
town, and that he was pronounced dead at the scene. Chris then
watched the two slip into something more appropriate and head to the
accident. Chris and Elizabeth hovered over the car, as Chris started
to become freaked, so they sat on the back seat. When they arrived,
Chris' body was being lifted onto a stretcher and he started to break
down and cry. He then got angry that he couldn't feel any tears and
started pounding on the ground. Chris' body then fell off the
stretcher and onto himself. Miss Elizabeth then said "goodbye"
as she disappeared and Chris fell back into his body. He then began
to cough and no one could believe it. Trish and Christian ran over
and Chris sat up and screamed. Christian and Trish screamed in
fright, as Chris felt his face and everything else. "I had the
strangest dream." Chris then looked at Trish's face and saw
that she hit her head pretty hard. Chris then started to cry as
Trish woke up in the hospital, with Chris right by her side. "I
just had the weirdest dream. I was guided by Owen Hart in the
afterlife." Chris and Trish then hugged, then both assured each
other that they would never leave each other's side. Chris then
pulled out a red, velvet box from his pocket and proposed to Trish
right there in the hospital. All Trish could do was look at the
pink-tinted engagement ring in astonishment. "Yes, I will marry
you." Trish said, after leaving Chris waiting for a few
seconds. Chris put the ring on Trish's finger, then headed home the
very next morning. As they headed home they saw a 24-hour wedding
chapel and stopped in, getting married right there at seven o'clock
in the morning. After the rush of getting married, they headed to
Trish's house to celebrate their new marriage. Chris then picked up
Trish as they walked into the house and then upstairs to the bedroom.
Chris tryed to open the door, but it was locked. Trish then
wondered why it was locked, until they heard Christian's voice on the
other side of the door. Chris then kicked the door in to see
Christian and Lita in the bed, and a pair of faded jeans on the
floor, with a pair of baggy pants ontop. Everyone's jaw dropped as
Lita and Trish lifted their left ring fingers, showing off pink and
blue-tinted rings. Chris then carried Trish into the guest bedroom
and locked the door. They then went on their unofficial honeymoon
for a good five hours and both couples live happily ever after... or
did they?
