As Kisame, Itachi, and Kakuzu sat around crowded at the poker table, Itachi looks at Kisame. "I got nothin`." Says Kisame. Then Itachi looks at Kakuzu. "Well?" says Itachi. "Straight flush!" Kakuzu replies. Then Itachi replies, "Royal flush, read it and weep." "You cheated!" says Kakuzu. Itachi replies with, "No…. you just suck." Then they look over at Tobi watching TV on the couch. "So… what's on the tube?" asks Itachi. Tobi responds," Well, there is Pokemon on this channel and Xiaolin Warriors on another." "OOO… keep it on Pokemon. I used to know all original 151 Pokemon, but I don't bother with the new ones." Said Kakuzu. "Yeah……this show has been going down hill ever since they tried to replace Brock." Said Tobi. "Tell me about it." replied Kakuzu. Then Deidara walked into the room smiling. "Hey guys, I've got wonderful news!" Deidara says. "You cashed in a S rank bounty?" said Kakuzu. "Nope." Says Deidara. "You want to play with my kitty?" said Itachi. "Uh……..Nope." Said Deidara. "Well good, I wasn't going to let you play with him anyway." Replies Itachi. Then Kisame asks, "We're havin` fish for dinner?" "Nope……..Well, maybe, but that's not it. Says Deidara. "Did you secure one of the bijou?" Asks Tobi. "Nooo……that's not it." Deidara says. "O.k. well if that's not it, than what is the wonderful news?" Asks Tobi. "I'm pregnant!!" Said Deidara. "WHAT!!" They all exclaim. Than Hidan and Zetsu walk in. "OH MY GOD!" Said Hiden. Than Zetsu says, "Ha, I told you it was a chick! You owe me five bucks." "Aw man you were right, that Haku kid too. Oh well a bet is a bet here." Said Hidan, giving Zetsu five dollars. "That's it!" exclaimed Tobi, "I'm going to Pokemon world. AWAY!" then everyone looked where Tobi was once sitting and all that was left was a red and white Pok-E-Ball.
The End!
A Legosk8prsn story.