The Doctor stood in front of the console screaming, "WHY WON'T YOU GO TO PARIS 1920?! WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT IT YOU STUBBORN MACHINE?"
At this point the YARD IS blew wires as if to say, "you don't control me" and went crazy, blowing fumes and taking random coordinates.
"What's all the noise?" Clara yawned, still half asleep.
"I screamed at her and now she's taking us somewhere random as payback" The Doctor replied, pointing at the console. Before you could say "Jammy Dodgers" the TARDIS threw yet another fit resulting in the two losing their balance and falling to the floor with a CRASH.
"Well," said The Doctor, getting to his feet, "I think we've landed."